John: Listen Satan, I never ask anything from you.
Satan: uh huh.
John: I know you hate me-
Satan: uh huh.
John: and I don't especially like you.
Satan: Right.
John: But can you please help me save my husband?
Satan: What do you want me to do about it?
John: I just wanna make Felix feel better!
Satan: Hm... I'll give you a two new abilities, but in order to do that, I'm gonna need to take your soul.
John: Well that's the thing... I'm a god?
Satan: *grumbles* Right. Fine, I'll turn you into a demon!
John: A demon?!
Satan: Yes a demon! You'll be like me.
John: ah.
Satan: Don't worry, you'll also be like Jamey, you can turn into a 50 foot giant demon whenever you want to.
John: But won't Felix noti-
Satan: He won't notice, Max definitely will, as well as anyone who's half or full demon.
John: ..... This could be a problem.
Satan: Just avoid Max. My boy won't give you any trouble, nor will Jerry, but keep an eye out for everyone else.
John: T-thank you.
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Felix: What took you so long?
John: uh I couldn't find it.
Felix: You couldn't find bread and Milk?
John: I meant they ran out of stock!! I'll go tomorrow.
Felix: oh well... we still need milk.
John: Right. Let's go down to a gas station.
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
