Short Stories 10

Soz

I've been trying to hack my 3DS

It's only because I can't beat the STUPID ELITE FOUR IN POKÉMON BLACK!! I'M ALWAYS SO CLOSE THEN I LOSE AT THE END AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Jamey: This is Olive and this is oil. *points at them which is which*

Teacher: oh cute! Like that old show about a sailor man and his girlfriend olive oil?

Jamey: no.. not really. Olive because his hair is as green as mine. Oil because my ex-fling is always covered in it.

Faz: Basically.

Teacher: ex-fling?

Jamey: Something that's classified.

Faz: oh yeah! *picks up Olive* Can we get a scholarship for Olive?

Teacher: well it depends, show me what you got.

Faz: *puts him down*

Olive: *grabs building blocks and starts putting them into sentences*

Teacher: *watches a bit impressed*

Olive: *finishes*

Building blocks: Give me my scholarship.

Teacher: well, that is impressive. *looks at Olive* How many eyes do I have?

Olive: *holds up two*

Teacher: Do I have long hair?

Olive: *nods*

Teacher: Am I a boy?

Olive: *shakes head*

Teacher: Very nice! He's so wonderful! I'll give the scholarship. But what about oil?

Jamey: eh-

Oil: *starts crying*

Jamey: *looks over at him*

Oil: *struggling to get out of the desk he wedged himself in*

Jamey: Oil! *runs over to him*

Faz: We love both our sons equally, but... I think Olive needs this more.

Teacher: *nods* Very well! Olive gets the scholarship and we both will see you in a week!

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