Jamey: Stop smoking my cigarettes! Buy your own!
Oil: But we're underage!
Olive: The only way we can get them is if an adult gives or buys it for us.
Jamey: I don't care! Just don't smoke mine!
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Faz: I thought you quit smoking.
Jamey: I did for the kids, but then I recently relapsed because I was drunk and decided to smoke a cigarette. It was the best one I've ever had.
Faz: Ew. Filthy habit.
Jamey: I can't help it! They're too good.
Faz: At least you can't die from them.
Jamey: True.
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
