Rehab

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Jaz: *kicks Duckie and Loki out of the car*

Duckie: Ow!! Mom!!

Jaz: I'm sending you both to rehab for two months!!!!

Loki: What?!

Antonio: You've been taking drugs for how long?!! You're staying here.

Duckie: Dad!! *looks at Jaz* Mom!!

Jaz: Don't you dare!!

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Loki: This is our room?

Duckie: *whines* Stupid Midnight!! It's his fault!

Loki: Snitch. *hugs him*

Duckie: *hugs back*

Loki: We'll get through this.

Duckie: Yeah, but Duli is all alone!!

Loki: He's got Luca.

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Duli: So we have the whole place to ourselves and I was wondering if you wanted to have sex in the snuggle dungeon.

Luca: Snuggle dungeon?

Duli: Another word for sex.

Luca: Alright.

Duli: Use everything in there! But first- *gets out make-up* Goth time!!

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It's time to rehab the babies

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