Max: What-
John: Look Max!
John 2: There's two of us!
Max: But you don't have cloning powers!!
John: Maybe maybe! You could be losing your mind!
John 2: Or maybe you're just drunk!
Max: *looks in his hands seeing two bottles of beer* What?!
John: Ha! You're drunk!!
Max: I'm not drunk!! I don- ohhhh god. *hiccups and falls back into water*
John: *laughs*
Max: *sits up coughing* W-what is happening?! Why am I in a river?!!
Jerry: Max are you okay?
Max: Jerry?
Jerry: You were freaking out on the ground, I thought you were having a seizure so I called Jamey over.
Jamey: Do you have a fever?
Max: You don't see John?! *points where John is but realize he's gone*
Jerry: No? That's a lamp...
Max: .........
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Jake: and Jerry thought he had a seizure?
John: yep! *laughs*
Jake: *stifles his laugh* D-dad! That's so mean!
John: I love my new power.
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
