Loki: *chewing on bubble gum* lost it's flavor. *spits it out and eats another one* lost it's flavor *spits it out again and eats another one*
Coach: Okay instead of doing that. *stops him* Why don't we do yoga?
Loki: I already do yoga.
Coach: oh what kind?
Loki: The sex kind.
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Loki: *grumbling*
Duckie: *wipes his face* What happened?
Loki: apparently sex isn't yoga. So now I need to attend yoga classes once every week.
Duckie: W-wow. *hugs him* I miss our home.
Loki: *runs his fingers through his hair* I know baby, I know. Visiting hours are close.
Duckie: I don't wanna see them
Loki: yet you always do. Maybe this is good for us...
Duckie: *kisses his cheek* I'm not gonna let them know that.
Loki: *shrugs* They have a tennis court.
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
