Woman: Hello! *knocks on the door* Is this the special cow farm??
Farmer Jamey: *opens the door* Yes?
Woman: *pushes Sai up to him* We want to sell our bull.
Farmer Jamey: .... Max!!
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Farmer Max: *checking him* Any problems with him?
Bull Sai: *sniffs him curiously*
Woman: Nope! *smiles*
Farmer Max: *checks his ears* Personality?
Woman: He's very quiet. But he can be mischievous.
Farmer Max: How so?
Woman: He plays pranks and stuff.
Farmer Max: *thinks about it* A bull that might cause problems..... The highest I can give you is at least fifty bucks.
Woman: *bites her lip thinking* ... fine.
Bull Sai: *tilts his head watching her*
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Woman: *waves bye and gets in her car*
Bull Sai: *about to follow before he gets pulled back by the leash*
Farmer Jamey: *pats his head* You live here now.
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Farmer Max: New meat!! *pushes Bull Sai into the pen*
Farmer Felix: What's going on?
Farmer Jamey: New bull.
Farmer Felix: Ooh!
Bull John: *sniffs Sai*
Bull Sai: *headbutts him*
Bull John: *falls back a bit and glares at him*
Farmer Felix: Ah John!! Play nice!
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Farmer Max: Do we have anymore available cows?
Farmer Jamey: A few, but actually only one.
Farmer Felix: *points outside*
Cow Ollie: *playing with Bull Kyle happily*
Farmer Max: Oh yeah. I really thought he would get with that Bull.
Farmer Jamey: Some matches are not meant to be.
Farmer Max: Fair.
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Cow Ollie: *looks around happily*
Bull Sai: *watching him*
Farmer Jamey: Let's just wait till the morning.
Farmer Felix: *stretches* Where's Max?
Farmer Jamey: Jerry.
Farmer Felix: I bet Johnny misses me. *yawns and heads upstairs*
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Bull Sai and Cow Ollie get together uwu
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Short Stories 10
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