Inside the home of two young business professionals who have been in a long-term relationship. The time period is the current age.
Man (distressed) - "Something is not quite right."
Woman - "What isn't honey?"
Man - "I can't find my supersuit."
Woman - "Why do you want to find it?"
Man - "I like supersuits."
Woman - "I know you do."
Man - "How?"
Woman- "You told me."
Man (perplexed) - "When?"
Woman - "Just now."
Man - "And?"
Woman - "And what?"
Man - "Guess what?"
Woman - "What?"
Man - "Chickenbutt."
Woman - "Do chickens really have a butt?"
Man - "I am not sure, and I don't want to find out."
Woman - "That is one of your problems, you are always afraid of discovering the truth."
Man - "Some people just can't handle the truth, and I am one of those people."
Woman - "And by saying that, you are being truthful."
Man - "On the topic of truth, I never was a fan of Beauty and The Beast."
Woman (shocked) - "What! Why? It's a beautiful film."
Man - "Honestly, I just always found Beauty and The Beast rather inappropriate."
Woman - "I find you inappropriate."
Man - "Why is that?"
Woman - "Because you wear supersuits instead of everyday fashion. You even wore your supersuit to my best friend's wedding!"
Man (appalled at the accusation) - "I did no such thing!"
Woman - "I have photos!"
Man - "Oh, well in that case...I guess I did. Unless you edited them."
Woman - "Why would I take the time to edit photos in order to prove a point that I didn't foresee I would need to prove?"
Man - "Because your loco."
Woman - "Un poco loco."
Man - "Everyone is a little crazy."
Woman - "The greatest ones are."
Man - "That is something a crazy person would say."
Woman - "You told me you wanted to be with someone who was a little insane, that you liked your girls crazy."
Man - "I also told you that I had a big truck because you told me you like big trucks."
Woman - "I do! I love that you can drive over anything, that you can see miles ahead with that heightened perspective, and that you never have to worry about moving your things...Or if I want a dresser off of Craigslist in the free stuff section, I can actually get it because it would never fit inside my small sedan."
Man - "Do you want to know what I really like?"
Woman - "Not really."
Man - "Well I am going to tell you anyway."
Woman (rolls eyes) - "Of course you are."
Man - "I like cleaning my ears...with a cotton-swab."
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