"Squad leaders assemble!" - Ordered the General
"Sergeant Cheese at your service sir!" - Sergeant Cheese
"Where is lieutenant ham?!" - General
"He is eating a baloney sandwich" - Sergeant Cheese
"You gotta be shitting me!" - General
"I am not, I am just pissing you." - Sergeant Cheese
"Fook you!" - General
"Fook you! Fook me!" - Sergeant Cheese
"No more jokes, time to get serious." - General
"How serious are we talking?" - Sergeant Cheese
"The kind of serious one gets when watching a serious documentary." - General
"I like it. I like it like that! Me gusta!" - Sergeant Cheese
"I didn't know you were bilingual." - General
"There are a lot of things that you don't know about me. I'm mysterious and shit." - Sergeant Cheese
"I love mysteries." - General
"Well solve me then." - Sergeant Cheese
"Can I get a hint? Or a treasure map?" - General
"Read the Da Vinci Code or watch National Treasure, see how Nic Cage did it." - Sergeant Cheese
"You don't make the commands here! I'm the boss!" - General
Buddy from the TLC hit show, Cake Boss, busts through the door. "No I'm the boss now! Hoboken style baby!"
The End
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