The cow udders were pink and long. The boy would go out to the farm everyday and proceed to yank at the udders.
"Mooooo, moooo!" The cow shrieked.
The boy kept going and finally the impossible happened, the milk came out of the udders.
"Everything is possible!!!!" The boy screamed.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooO!!!! The cow screamed.
The boy grabbed his favorite glass and stuck it under the udders and proceeded to yank away. He yanked enough to fill up a glass of nice unfiltered, bloody, chunky, locally grown, organic, fresh, unpasteurized milk.
He then grabbed a box of Oreos and proceeded to dunk the Oreos into the milk. The boy took a bite of the milk-covered Oreo and exclaimed, "Shit! This shit is delicious!"
The boy ran back inside with excitement. He turned on his favorite cartoons and ate his Oreos with his freshly squeezed milk with the biggest smile.
The End
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