Inside the secret clubhouse of the Sons of Liberty. Patrick Henry is addressing the room.
Patrick Henry - I would like to begin this meeting by pledging our allegiance and stating our vows to our flag, and to the United Colonies of America. I ask that you all rise and salute.
(Everyone rises except Benedict Arnold)
Samuel Adams - Benedict, why aren't you standing?
Benedict Arnold - I'd love to stand but sadly I must stay seated. You see, I injured my knee last week in a cricket match. It was bloody good fun though.
Isaac Sears - I'll make you bloody right now if you don't show some respect and stand.
Patrick Henry - No, no. It's quite alright. You may stay seated Benedict.
Benedict Arnold - Thank you for understanding Sir Patrick.
Patrick Henry - Of course, well let us begin. If you can just repeat after me: We The Sons of Liberty
Everyone - We The Sons of Liberty
Patrick Henry - Vow to uphold
Everyone - Vow to uphold
Patrick Henry - The virtues and beliefs
Everyone - The virtues and beliefs
Patrick Henry - Of this great nation
Everyone - Of this great nation
Patrick Henry - And of this great club.
Everyone - And of this great club.
Patrick Henry - We vow to honor
Everyone - We vow to honor
Patrick Henry - What this flag represents
Everyone - What this flag represents
Patrick Henry - And most importantly
Everyone - And most importantly
Patrick Henry - We vow to
Everyone - We vow to
Patrick Henry - Destroy and humiliate anyone
Everyone - Destroy and humiliate anyone
Patrick Henry - Who dares to disagree with us.
Everyone - Who dares to disagree with us.
Patrick Henry - To this flag we pledge
Everyone - To this flag we pledge
Patrick Henry - To uphold these words
Everyone - To uphold these words
Patrick Henry - And in doing so
Everyone - And in doing so
Patrick Henry - We honor
Everyone - We honor
Patrick Henry - The United Colonies of America.
Everyone - The United Colonies of America.
Patrick Henry - End salute. You may be seated. (everyone sits) Well now that that is finished with, we can move on to the topics at hand. Firstly, we must discuss what will be our national mascot. Any suggestions?
Samuel Adams - A black bear, no explanation necessary.
James Otis Jr. - The cattle have served us well, therefore I vote cattle.
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