Genshin Impact Oneshots (Fem!Reader) [REQUESTS CLOSED]

?Dainsleif?

        This was requested by cxxmbby from Wattpad.

        So I had a funny idea. I was on TikTok, and I found someone who does voice impressions, and he does an amazing albedo impression. I'm serious, he sounds just like the english va. So, I was thinking, what if the Genshin impact characters were suddenly transported into our modern world (without the pandemic of course)? So here we go! I might be doing some funny scenarios like this for a while.

        "So you are saying....that you simply put hot water in this pot, put it on that weird plate looking thing, and switch that little button up, and the water will boil?" The tall blonde man with blue eyes asked, closely examining the water boiler (Y/n) uses for hot chocolate and tea.

        "Yeah, that's pretty much it." (Y/n) said, leaning against the counter with a cup of (favorite tea) in hand.

        So, you're probably wonder what's going on right now. Well, our dear (Y/n) (L/n) was simply playing Genshin Impact on her computer (sorry to my phone and PS players) and suddenly Dainsleif had suddenly looked right at her. For a minute, (Y/n) thought it was just a simple bug in the system, and was going to report it to miHoYo, before a gloved hand had reached through her screen, and gently took some of her hair Dani's fingers. He ended up pulling himself out of the screen, and so far, hasn't been able to get back. It's been 3 weeks since then, and (Y/n) stopped questioning what happened. Roll with the punches, right? So now, (Y/n) has been trying to help Dain get used to modern times.

        "How strange," Dain said, taking a closer look at the water boiler, that was just used a little earlier. "It usually takes much longer than this to boil water in Teyvat."

        "Understandable," (Y/n) said, thinking. "You guys don't have electricity, and your stoves and ovens have heat sources with fire instead of gas or something."

        "If I can remember, you use electricity to power your homes," Dain said, trying to remember the lessons (Y/n) was able to teach him. Sadly with (Y/n)'s own schedule, she wasn't able to teach hi very much these past 3 weeks, and Dain mostly learned through the books on (Y/n)'s shelves. He was a fast learner, (Y/n) would admit. "How interesting. Now please remind me how you use this strange thing you call a computer."

        "Uh, that's a bit harder to explain," (Y/n) said, setting her cup down on the counter. "I'm an artist, not a computer engineer. If you wanna talk to someone about computers, the best person to talk to would have to be someone who works with computers on a daily basis. I can call one of my friends over who's an computer engineer if you wanna learn more about computers."

        "That will not be necessary," Dain said, picking up his own cup of tea that (Y/n) prepared, and took a sip. "Ow. Hot."

        "Well duh, that's freshly boiled tea," (Y/n) said. "Anyways, we should probably get you out of your current clothes."

        "What is wrong with wearing the clothes I'm already wearing?" Dain asked, gesturing to the clothes he was wearing. They were (Y/n)'s fathers clothes, but here was a small problem, her father is shorter then Dain. Of course, his clothes aren't going to be the best fit for the tall blond.

        "Two things," (Y/n) said. "One, you're a freaking sunflower. You're tall as heck. So my dad's clothes aren't the best fit for you. Second, if you're  planning on going outside and you don't want to look like a fool, you should get more modern clothes so you can blend in. So I'm gonna take you shopping, alright?"

        "Shopping? Are you towns and stores like ours?" Dain asked, curious.

        "Somewhat," (Y/n) shrugged her shoulders. "But we have cars, way more people, credit cards and not mora, street lights, crosswalks....actually, not really. Just stay with me, and I'll help you with everything, alright?"

        "You will help me change?" Dain asked.

        "Oh no, no no no, no," (Y/n) shook her head. "You will be going into the changing rooms. I'm pretty sure you'll be able to figure out how to put modern day clothes on, since you've got a big brain up there."

        "But my brain is the average size of an adult males." Dain said, not understanding what (Y/n) was getting at.

        "Never mind," (Y/n) sighed. "Let's just get you some new clothes."

        "Well that could've ended better..." (Y/n) mumbled.

        What happened, may you ask? Well, a stupid Karen had let their child run wild while she was off cin the changing rooms. Dain was in his own changing room stall when the little spawn of Satan crawled under his door, and just tried to take everything he could. He demanded that Dain give him his eye patch, but that obviously didn't work. When he didn't get his way, he crawled into (Y/n)'s stall, and watched her change. Obviously that caused (Y/n) to scream since she wasn't expecting a kid to suddenly appear in her changing room stall. The only reason there's an opening under the door was so people can check to see if someone was inside, not to let a kid crawl around.

        Of course, the brat screamed and cried. With (Y/n)'s scream, that caused Dain to open his door, luckily wearing underware, broke down the stall door (Y/n) was in, and that resulted in him getting (Y/n)'s purse to the face. Luckily (Y/n) was wearing pants, but she wasn't wearing a shirt.

        "My apologies," Dain said, a little embarrassed for what had happened earlier. "I was just a little worried due to your sudden scream."

        "It's alright," (Y/n) said, not really holding it against him. "But please be more careful. I don't make a lot of money to be paying for broken down dressing room doors. Maybe that's why they have curtains instead of doors, for emergency reasons."

        "They would use curtains instead of doors?" Dain asked.

        "Yeah, but that's usually in more fancy places," (Y/n) said. "How about we grab something to eat. Are you hungry for anything?"

        "Well, from my guess, your world does not have the same food as my world does," Dain said. "What would you recommend?"

        "Well, we have a variety of different types of food from different areas in this world," (Y/n) said, thinking about all the different styles of food: Chinese, Korea, Indian, German, Italian, Mexican, and all these other kinds of foods. "Is there anything you would like to try?"

Dain had to think for a minute. "I would like to try, what you guys call a pepperoni pizza. Would that be alright?"

"Yeah, pizza sounds good," (Y/n) smiled a little. "I know a great pizza place. Let's go."