Bessie and her tits

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'This is country' Robert said happily 'who am I to leave them all behind?'

'I have half a mind to go with you' ned informed him as they eat out in the open air.

'What do you say just you and me on the Kings Road... Well I have to take Sasha with me. I love that girl the other ones not so much,' Robert told him. 'you and me and Sasha, a couple of whores at are sides and Tavern winches... I have to find someone for Sasha to keep her busy, someone has to suit her facy eventually... I could find her a library she likes books... but definitely something to warm our beds tonight!' Robert informed him jollily.

'If you would've asked me 20 years ago,' Ned joked

'There were wars to fight and women to marry ,' Robert said begrudgingly 'I never had the chance to be young.'

'What were your chances?'

'Oh there was that one,' Robert chuckled 'what was her name Becca? With the great big tits you could bury your face in,' Robert remembered happily.

'Bessie,' ned corrected 'she was one of yours.'

'Bessie thank God for Bessie and her tits!'

'Yours was Eliana, meriyln, no the bastards mother...' Robert began.

'Lila.' Ned lied.

'That's right must've been a rare wench to make Lord Eddard stark forget his honor. You never told me what she looked like.' Robert remarked.

'Nor will I' ned said softly

'We were at war,' Robert reminded him 'we didn't know we were gonna go back home again don't be so hard on yourself you always have been. I swear if I weren't your king you would've hit me already.' Robert told him.

'Worst thing about your coronation, is I'll never get to hit you again.' Ned joked

'Trust me that's not the worst thing.' He handed him over a scroll 'there's a rider in the night.' Ned read it over

'Daenerys Targaryen has wed some Dothraki soldier... what of it? Did you send her a wedding gift?' ned questioned.

'A knife perhaps, a sharp one and a bold man to wield it.' Robert said taking along drink from his glass

'She is barely a child' Robert reminded him.

'Soon enough that child will spread her legs and start breeding,' Robert reminded him

'Tell me we are not speaking of this?' Ned began

'Oh is it unspeakable to you?'

'Whats unspeakable?' Sasha questioned

'Targaryen bitch,' robert spat giving her the scroll to read over. 'What happened to your family was unspeakable what Regar Targaryen did to your sister, the woman I loved, I will kill every Targaryen I get my hands on.' Robert threatened

'You can't get your hands on this one' Ned noted.

'This Karl Drogo says he has 100,000 men in his hold.' Robert sneered.

'Even 1 million Dothraki has no threat as long as they were to remain on the other side of the narrow see, they have no ships.' Ned reminded him.

'There are still those in the seven kingdoms that call me the user per usurper. The Targaryen and Dothraki whore is back and the scum will join them.' Robert informed him.

'They will not cross' ned assured him 'and if by chance he does we will throw him back into the sea.' Ned said nonchalantly, sasha watched the curiously. She knew of her fathers hatred but a Targaryen murdered Ned sister and he sat there not wanting the last of them dead. He truly was a rare breed of man.

'There's a war coming Ned. I don't know when and I don't know who will be fighting but it is coming.'

'I agree with Ned, they won't cross. They've been scared of water for generations they're not going to stop now because they have a fire breathing bitch on their side.' Sasha reminded him. 'Maybe we just let her be.'

'Let her be? Come now my child you're smarter than that!' Robert told her. 'You know what is to happen. You know what is to come if she crosses!'

'I know that no woman has ever been queen. And no one in the seven kingdoms is going to follow the Dorthraki. I know that I would be a better queen than her. But the people will not follow me just as they will not follow her because we do not have cocks.' Sasha reminded them.

'Smart girl my sasha but she has too big of a heart.' Robert remarked.

'My heart is just the right size,' she assured her father.

'You've always been a sweet girl' Ned told her. 'You've always been so kind. So compassionate. I always thought you would make a good queen even when you were little.'

'Thank you. I get one Vote among thousands among millions. But I suppose it is the one vote that I actually care about.' she smiled at him softly before leaving.

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