Monster School Stuff-

Dare 2

Dare by mynamcadet

Oh boy this sounds like a good dare

I shall let Herobrine hold the mistletoe 🫠

First victim couple: Wither x Skeleton

Herobrine: *holds the mistletoe right at them*

Skeleton: oh noh-

Wither: Hell yes! C'mere~

Skeleton: NOT AGAI- MMPH-

Second victim couple: Zombie x Pigman

Herobrine: *holds the mistletoe right at them*

Zombie: Oh, mistletoe! You know what that means

Pigman: yep

*Does what any normal couple will do*

Third victim couple: Husk x Stray

Herobrine: *holds the mistletoe right at them*

Husk: What's that?

Stray: Idk

Herobrine's thoughts: Do they not know what this means?!

Husk: Do we just pluck it out for Christmas decorations?

Stray: Hey that's a good idea

Herobrine: wtf

Ok another one I'm not done haha

Pigman: Here's your gift dude

Wither: Thanks man

Wither: Uh- why is there a pizza slice that's half eaten?

Pigman: uh-

Wither: oh my goodness-

Wither: Forget it, here's yours

Pigman: HOLY SHIT PIZZA!

Wither: Wait-

Pigman: *noms the pizza*

Pigman: This is sponge! Wtf dude!

Wither: I was trying to tell you not to eat you bish

Let's move on-

Zombie: Boi I wonder what you got for me

Zombie: *le gasp* A BOTTLE!

Skeleton: Yeah man just go your stupid bottle flip all you want

Skeleton: How 'bout mine.

Skeleton: AHH! A FUCKING DOG?!

Zombie: It's a skeleton dog plush

Skeleton: *walks to the campfire place to burn it* Nope

Zombie: NOOOO! THAT THING COSTED 29 DOLLARS!

Skeleton: TWENTY NI- SAY WHAT NOW?

Moving on-

Creeper: A CAT?! AHHH

*le boom*

Slime: It's just a plush-

Slime: Whatever what's mi-

Slime: Why does it sound Iike TNT?

Slime: AH-

*kaboom*

Next-

Husk: A figurine out of ice? Won't it just melt?

Stray: We'll I figured out how to make it not melt-

Stray: What did you get me- 

Stray: ...rocks?

Rock: ..rocks?

Stray: WTF-

Rock: WTF-

Husk: Talking rocks.

Rock: Talking rocks.

Enderman: I have no one- ;-;

Herobrine: Here

Enderman: :o thanks teach

Enderman: Money? Teach, the villagers are scared of me-

Herobrine: Does it look like I care? What did you get me?

Herobrine: A stack of Ender pearls? But you do know I can teleport right?

Enderman: uh-

OK BYE GUYS