Monster School Stuff-

MEMES BECAUSE I CAN

Strusk: Mmmm! Mom, your pancakes are delish! Though I only hate the fact that it looks like Dad...

Strusk: But it looks kinda good too, what's your secret ingredient?

Stray: Hatred.

Strusk: Um, don't you mean love?

Stray: *holds knife*

Stray: *knife to pancake and 'blood' splashes out of the pancake*

Strusk: AHHHHHH

Stray: Hatred for the man I once loved...

Stray: ...and strawberry syrup.

Pigman: My creation...

Pigman: You're perfect in every single way...

Pigman: Pizza Zombie!

Pigman: The definition of perfection!

Pigman: Will you marry m-

Wither: Really? That's what you needed my power for?

Pigman: Yeah! Got a problem with that?

Wither: Why don't you just talk to Zombie? It's not that hard.

Pigman: Says the guy who can't ask out Skel...

Wither: YOU LITTLE-

Stray: Tell me the truth Pigman, what's the worse thing Zombie's ever done?

Pigman: He fired the doctor who helped him give birth to our daughter!

Stray: But... doesn't he fire people all the time?

Pigman: Yeah, but he usually doesn't take it literally.

Many years earlier...

Zombie: You! Doctor! What's wrong with her?!

Zombie: I thought babies were supposed to be cute!

Illager: She was just born, Mr. Franklin.

Zombie: That's not a good enough answer!

Zombie: *fires flamethrower* You are fired!!!

Stray: He... 'fired' the doctor... with a flamethrower...?!

Pigman: Exactly...

Stray: A-And then...?

Pigman: After that he burned the entire hospital down...

Stray: This mob is too much...

Wither: Tina, get over here!

Wiletina: I'm comin, Dad!

Wiletina: What do you want?

Wither: The weather is so ridiculous today! Look at my shoes! They got completely covered in mud!

Wiletina: Don't worry, I'll call Mom

Wither: No, I know an easier method where you can make yourself useful!

Wiletina: Alright what do i have to do?

Wither: Just give me your jacket

Wiletina: My jacket? Okay...

A few minutes later...

Wither: There! Just as good as new!

Wiletina: NOOOO! How could you do this to my jacket, dad?!

Wither: Isn't it great? You serve a great purpose now!

Wiletina: That's suppose to be my purpose?! To offer you my hoodie when you need to clean your shoes?!

Wiletina: I hate you, Dad...

Wileton: And that's why I always wear a black jacket...

Wiletina: Shut up, Wileton, no one asked you

Stray: Skel, where's Strusk?

Skel: I left him with Wither.

Stray: What?!

Skel: Don't worry, she got him a toy to play with.

Stray: ...That still doesn't sound good...

Wiletina: *???*

Meanwhile...

Strusk: *holding a grenade*

Wither: Do you like your new toy, kid?

Strusk: Kaboom?

Wither: Yes, very good! That's the sound a grenade makes. You're a quick learner!

Strusk: Time for kaboom!

(We're gonna cut that from here-)

Stray: Wither should really be a comedian!

Skel: Why? Because he can be funny sometimes?

Stray: No, because his life is a joke to me.

Skel: Good thing he didn't hear this...

Wither: ;~; *sad noises*

Wither: Just stick with me, I'll teach you everything there is to know.

Wither: Stalking lesson number 1!

Wither: Installing surveillance cameras in Skel's bathroom!

Husk: Uh... while someone is taking a shower?

Wither: ...

Wither: The details aren't important!

*water stops running*

Wither: Now, where were we...?

Husk: Uh... Wither, the water stopped running.

Wither: Didn't you hear me? I said the details aren't important!

Stray, taking a shower: WITHER! HOW THE F*CK DID YOU GET IN HERE?!

Wither: AHHHHH! A SHAMPOO MONSTER!

Stray: I'M NOT A MONSTER! I'M STRAY!

Wither: SAME THING!

Stray: YOU'RE SO DEAD, WITHER!