Wither: Pigman isn't answering their phone
Zombie: I'll call
Wither: Skeleton and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Pigman: Ello?
*Zombie is cooking*
Pigman: Any chance that's for me?
Zombie: It's for Skeleton. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Wither: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Zombie: Why are your tongues purple?
Wither: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Skeleton: I had a red one.
Zombie: oh
Zombie: OH
Pigman: You drank each other's slushies?
Zombie: I just ended a four year relationship.
Pigman: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Zombie: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Wither and Skeleton fighting from across the room*
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Zombie: Shit.
Pigman: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Wither: OH MY GOD SKELETON FELL OFF!!!
Zombie: *Screams*
Enderman: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Slime: Should we do something?
Creeper: No, I want to see who wins.
Herobrine: Dammit, Creeper!
Creeper: What?! It wasn't me!
Herobrine: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Ghast!
Ghast: Not me either.
Herobrine: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Wither: *whistles*
Zombie: Where's Pigman, Wither, and Skeleton?
Creeper: They're playing hide and seek.
Zombie: Where?
Creeper: I don't think you get how this game works.
Zombie: Good morning.
Pigman: Good morning.
Wither: Good morning.
Skeleton: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Enderman: MORNING MOTHERF*CKERS
Zombie: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Ghast: Have everyone stand.
Wither: Bring three more chairs!
Skeleton: The most important ones can sit down.
Slime: Kill three.
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قصص الهواةLast updated: 1/9/23 Ships included: Zombie x Pigman Wither x Skeleton Husk x Stray Book for Monster School fans! Rankings: (updated on 3/9/23) #137 in zombie out of 26.3k stories #29 in Herobrine out of 3.9k stories #24 in skeleton out of 4.4K sto...
