Wither: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Skeleton: What?
Zombie: That you're a child.
Pigman: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
Wither: Why are your tongues purple?
Zombie: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Pigman: I had a red one.
Wither: oh
Wither:
Wither: OH
Skeleton:
Skeleton: You drank each other's slushies?
Wither: Wake me up...
Skeleton: Before you go go!
Zombie: When September ends...
Pigman: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Wither: Shit.
Skeleton: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Zombie: OH MY GOD PIGMAN FELL OFF!!!
Wither: Before you eat your main dish, you have to eat your appetiser first
Skeleton:
Skeleton, scooping up a spoonful of sliced cucumber:
Skeleton: It doesn't look appetising enough...
Skelter: Mom can I ask you something
Skeleton: What?
Skelter: What starts with F and ends with UCK?
Skeleton: *WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT HIM THAT WORD*
Skeleton: *looks at Wither with the death stare*
Wither: *confused but yet scared*
Skelter: Firetruck!
Skeleton: *what was I thinking-*
Wither: Truth or dare?
Skeleton: Truth
Wither: How many hours did you sleep?
Skeleton:
Skeleton: ...dare
Wither: Go to sleep
Skeleton: I hate this game
Not an incorrect quote I don't even know what I'm writing
Enderman: I am not going into the water.
Skeleton, pushing him into the pond: You don't have a choice!
Enderman: Wait what-
Enderman: I'm not dying-
Skeleton: it's hot water and you hate cold water
Enderman: I wanna stay here forever
Skeleton: Not for now
Enderman: What do you mean?
Skeleton: Imma change it to cold-
Enderman: NO
Skeleton: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Wither: Weight loss? Drink water.
Zombie: Clear skin? Drink water.
Pigman: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
*Pigman drunkenly wanders around the house and Wither is drunkenly giggling*
Zombie, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Skel.
Skeleton, going to his room: Nope, just you. *slams door*
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Monster School Stuff-
FanfictionLast updated: 1/9/23 Ships included: Zombie x Pigman Wither x Skeleton Husk x Stray Book for Monster School fans! Rankings: (updated on 3/9/23) #137 in zombie out of 26.3k stories #29 in Herobrine out of 3.9k stories #24 in skeleton out of 4.4K sto...
