This is gonna be a lot of drama
We'll do single pringle duos then couples
1st duo: Creeper and Slime
Creeper: Bet I can grab that cereal box before you
Slime: You know I'm too short for that
Karen: Hey, green fools!
Creeper: ...are you talking to me?
Slime: Or me...?
Karen: Both of you of course!
Slime: You do know we're different shades of green. I'm more limey, and my friend over here has more darker green than me
Karen: Shut up! I don't need lectures! Take out your costumes! They look ridiculous on you!
Creeper: Costume... what the fuc-
Slime: I'm a literal Slime what costume are you talking about
Karen: STOP FAKING YOUR COSTUME!
Creeper: *lighting up*
Slime: *THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW-*
*BOOM*
2nd duo: Enderman and Hero
Enderman: Do we need milk?
Herobrine: Hell no gives me nightmares about my dad leaving to get milk
Enderman: Okay...
Karen: Hey you skinny idiot!
Enderman: ...what
Herobrine: May we help you
Karen: Young man, stop pretending to be blind. Take your contacts off
Herobrine: What contacts...? These are real-
Enderman: Hero I'm about to lose it
Herobrine: *Oh fuck I forgot if he stares at someone for too long he's gonna oof that person*
Herobrine: Mam you need to leave before he-
Karen: I'm not leaving until I see your manager!
Enderman: *HISSSSSSSS*
Now we're not gonna talk about what happened now the couples woo hoo
1st couple: Zombie x Pigman
Pigman: Should we buy some food
Zombie: We already have food at home
Karen: Hey zombie and pig freak!
Zombie: ...what
Karen: Remove that annoying costume you look like a pig and a zombie couple
Pigman: That's because we are...?
Karen: Don't make me take the costume out for you! *tries getting Pigman's 'costume' off*
Pigman: OH FUCK! IT HURTS!
Zombie: Miss... I'll count to three for you to run... or else
Karen: Or else what?!
Zombie: I'll eat your brains...
Zombie: One...
Zombie: Two...
Karen: He's joking right?
Pigman: ...no?
Zombie: THREE!
(And you know very well what happens)
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