Monster School Stuff-

Funny text messages (+more headcannons)

Wileton: Dad how much do you love me

Wither: Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you.

Wileton: But it's morning...

Wither: Exactly

Strusk: Hey dad can you pick me up

Husk: Why? What happened?

Strusk: The teacher pointed at me with the ruler and said 'at the end of this ruler is an idiot' and I asked which end...

Strusk: ...so I got suspended-

Husk: HAHA! YOU'RE AWESOME! You're not even grounded, but your mom will definitely throw a huge fuss about this-

Pigbie: Hey dad I'm going to a party

Pigman: Will you be drinking?

Pigbie: No

Pigman: Will you be doing drugs?

Pigbie: No

Pigman: Will you be having sex

Pigbie: No

Pigman: Then why the fuck are you going

Skelter: Hey what's up?

Wither: Gas prices.

Skelter: Lol, dad, I meant like what are you doing now?

Wither: Your mom.

Skelter: I want to move out.

And now time for more headcannons

-Skeleton and Stray comes from a violinist family

-Wither's father earns 20 000 every week

- Stray is older than Wither (Yas contuary to belief Stray is older than Wither by a year)

- Stray doesn't interact with his middle brother Edge but only does when Skel interacts with him

- Zombie hates it when someone eats rotten flesh in front of him

- Pigman loves pigs (isn't it not obvious?)

- Wither was into guys when he was 17

- Wither fights with Hunter most of the time when they meet each other 

- Crainer was the one who made Skeleton had his first smile after his trauma 

- To make Wither flustered easily, Skel just has to wear a maid dress.

- Stray = Shoto Todoroki

Ok that's it bye bye