When someone uses Skeleton's deep conditioner

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Original was an MHA meme I think

It's human au bah the wayy so we are usin their real names for communication


Skeleton: *about to bathe*

(Nope Wither totally did not shower with him-)

Skeleton: Why is my deep conditioner so- little-

Skeleton: ugh those bitches-

Skeleton: Everybody, in here, NOW!

Creeper: Marrow what's wrong?

Slime: Dude why are you yellin?

Skeleton: Do you know what this is?

Enderman: Your deep conditioner?

Skeleton: Do you know, how much this cost?

Zombie: Like, 5 bucks?

Skeleton: He said 5 bucks. HA

Skeleton: Wither, how much does this cost?

Wither: 15 dollars...?

Skeleton: HOW MUCH?!

Wither: 15 DOLLARS! PLEASE DON'T BREAK MY LEGS LIKE LAST TIME I  COULDN'T WALK FOR 2 WEEKS

Skeleton: Exactly. 15 dollars. Wither knows what happens when you touch my deep conditioner.

Skeleton: WHO. FINISHED. MY DEEP CONDITIONER?!

Husk: Marrow why don't you calm down?

Skeleton: Tf did you say to me?

Husk: ... I didn't touched it

Pigman: Wasn't me

Wither: It definitely wasn't me

Stray: I mean I'm allowed to use it so y'all are on your own

Skeleton: No one? Zack?

Skeleton: Franklin...

Zombie: *worried sounds*

Skeleton: Come. Here.

Zombie: W-what?

Skeleton: COME. HERE.

Skeleton: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MAH STUFF AND YOU DIDN'T-


The mobs in the corner:

Creeper: Fuck he's scary

Slime: Sure is

Wither: You got your lesson learnt anyways

Enderman: How was being beaten up by your own boyfriend?

Wither: I dont wanna talk about it-

Pigman: When did you use it?

Wither: Out of curiosity-

Husk: Wait Stray how can you even use it? Marrow won't be mad?

Stray: I mean- we are siblings after all- dumb bitch-


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