Monster School Stuff-

Like Mother Like Son

Teacher: That's so gross

Teacher: I can't wait for your parents' reactions

Skelter: ...

And a few minutes later

Teacher: Is that... the Element Hashira?

Skel: Why was I called...? I was on patrol...

Teacher: *clears throat* Tell him what you did

Skelter: I... kissed someone on accident...

Teacher: Oh yeah, sure

Skel: ...

Skel: I don't see the problem- aren't you like suppose to support every single student in the school?

Skel: You can't just judge who he kisses, whether male or female

Teacher: ...let me talk to your wife, I'm sure she will understand

Skel: *what wife...? I have a husband-*

Skel: *gives Skelter 'the look'*

Skelter: *oh I see where this is going*

Skel: Fine, you can talk to 'her'

Skel: Darling~

Wither: Coming-

Teacher: *Why does she sound like a guy?*

*Wither casually walks in*

Teacher: *Wait... what?!*

Teacher: He's gay?!

Skel: PFFT-

Wither: *What did I stumble into- and I'm bi what the fuck-*

Skel: Here's my 'wife'!

*casually explains*

Wither: So... what if he kissed someone?

Wither: It's fine in our household

Wither: If it isn't then he wouldn't have existed

Skelter: *how rude of you dad*

Teacher: Well you need to teach everyone in your household some manners

Skel: *THIS BITXH-*

Wither: *HOW DARE YOU-*

*Both Skel and Skelter doing the happy fierce look* (hehe Shinobu reference)

Wither: *OH SHI-*

Skel: Why, watch your mouth homophobic extra, you're speaking to a Hashira

Skel: I don't care if you are homophobic, you're not even the parents of our child, so don't try to control him

Skel: If you're ever gonna talk about something ypu think it's homophobic I'm gonna report this to the principal and the world so that this school will have bad ratings and probably fire you from your damn job and I'll tell the world what you did and none of them would probably want to hire you at all~

Skel: Darling~ Mind taking Skelter outside of the office? I have to speak to her...

Skel: ALONE.

Wither: Uh, honey- it's just something small-

Skel: IT IS NOT! OUT OR YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT!

Wither: YES SIR

Skelter: Uh...dad? What's gonna happen to my teache-

Wither: Shut up and forget about it

1 hour later

Skel: I'm baaaaack~

Wileton: Mom what the fuck

Wiletina: Why do you have blood all over you?

Wither: Let's not talk about it...

Skelter: Yeah... you don't want to know

12am

Wither: You killed her didn't you?

Skel: And why would I do that~?

Wither: The blood all over you earlier?

Skel: Oh that's totally ketchup

Wither: *Yeah sure...*

Wither: But you shouldn't have done that

Skel: Yeah sure, mafia boss

Wither: Rude! For that-

Skel: What?

Wither: oh you know what I'm about to do~

Skel: NOPE! HEEEEEEEEEELP!