Skel: I AM GONNA KILL HIM!
Wither: Oh-
Wither: What happened?
Skel: Pigman sat on my new scissors!
Wither: *scissors? Really?*
Wither: Okay calm down-
Skel: I'm not gonna calm down! Ugh! *throws scissors*
Wither: *HOLY FRICK*
Rose: *flirting with Wither
Skel: 💢 *what's this bitch doing with my man*
Zombie: Um hi...
Rose: What?!
Zombie: He has a boyfriend
Rose: I don't see him
Skel: Turn around
Rose: *turns around*
Skel: Now you see him
Rose: I don't see much
Skel: *eye twitches*
Zombie: *oh this bitch has chosen death-*
Wither: OKAY- UM-
Stray: Did you know that karaoke comes to us from the Japanese
Wither: Yeah... how great is Japan right?
Stray: Good people
Pigman: Thank you Skel-!
Skel: NEVER TOUCH ME.
Skel: Okay... I just woke up... and found this... *ded lizard* sitting on my chest
Zombie: EW!
Husk: A ded... lizard?
Skel: It's ded now
Pigman: Hey Skel, that's a nice new sweater
Skel: Thanks... it's made out of pig skin!
Wither: Now I just need to input the proper code...
Skel: BLAH BLAH, NERD NERD, CAN YOU TAKE DOWN THE PICTURE WITH ME OR NOT?!
Stray: You've gotta work on your people skills
Skel: He's a Wither, he's not people
Stray: *omg why am I getting bullied by my brother* 🥲
Wither: Are you ticklish? *random noises*
Skel: *kicks his balls*
Wither: *FRICK*
Husk: *Tries to touch him*
Skel: NO.
Zombie: *clicks wrong button*
Skel: WHAT UP WITH THE DISCO?!
Zombie: I'm sorry I clicked the wrong thing!
Skel: NO! 15 YEARS AGO YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!
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Monster School Stuff-
FanfictionLast updated: 1/9/23 Ships included: Zombie x Pigman Wither x Skeleton Husk x Stray Book for Monster School fans! Rankings: (updated on 3/9/23) #137 in zombie out of 26.3k stories #29 in Herobrine out of 3.9k stories #24 in skeleton out of 4.4K sto...
