*le phone call*
Zombie: Ello
Kidnapper: We have your son
Zombie: Uh-
Zombie's thoughts: But I have a daughter wtf-?
Zombie's thoughts: Oh wait- that pig-
Zombie: Trust me, you'd know if you have my kid.
Kidnapper: Then who just demanded a grilled cheese sandwich and made me cut the crust off?!
Zombie: Oh my god-
Zombie: You have my husband-
Pigman, in the corner: I wAnT aNoThEr SaNdWiCh
Zombie: Can you just keep him, like a few extra days or something?
Kidnapper: Please come get him
Zombie: *blegh* sorry *blegh* service *blegh* going *blegh* out
Zombie: *hangs up*
Kidnapper: Sir? Sir?!
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