Skelter's a picky eater

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Skel left Wither in charge of the kids cuz he's having game night and sleepover with his gang


Wither: I hate ungrateful pieces of shit like him (referring to Skelter)

Skelter: Nah!

Wither: Like your nothing but a shit turd but you don't wanna get fucking fed

Wither: Stop being ungrateful and eat the fucking FOOD!

Skelter: Nah!

Wither: EAT IT!

Skelter: ...nah!

Wither: EAT THE FOOD!

Skelter: ...

Skelter: NAH!

Stray: *I don't like where this is going*

Wither: *le inhale*

Wither: EAT. THE. DAMN. FUCKING. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!



Stray: Maybe there's something else that he wants to eat

Wither: Heck no! I was planning to make grilled cheese but I don't know how to make it!

Stray: Pfft- you don't know how to cook?

Skelter: I wan cheese!

Wither: I'M NOT GRILLING YOU CHEESE!

Skelter: *starts crying*

Wither: OH FOR GOD'S SAKE *walks out of the room*

Stray: ...

Stray: How about you come with me to the kitchen then I'll make you that grilled cheese?

Skelter: *Nods*

*insert sizzling noises*

Stray: *i cant touch hot stuff ugh-*

Stray: Not the best I made but here-

Skelter: *instantly noms it*

Stray: What the fu-

Stray: *omg I have an idea*

Stray: Lil bud, wanna tell your mommy that your daddy's been mean to you?

Skelter: *nods vigorously*

Stray: *oh this is gonna be fun-*

The next day

*door bang*

Wither: What the fuc-?

Skel: WITHER MALODOR

Wither: *OH FRICK*

Meanwhile

*screaming in the distance*

Wileton: Why'd I hear screaming that sounds like dad screaming

Stray: Oh he's being beaten up by your mother

Wileton: Why?

Stray: Your father was bullying your younger brother today

Wileton: How so?

Stray: Forcing him to eat the food when he doesn't want it

*Wiletina walks in*

Wiletina: Wileton did you take my frying pan?! I need it to cook some eggs for breakfast!

Wileton: I didn't take it

Wiletina: Then who did?

Skelter: Mommy did!

Wiletina: Why?

Stray: He's probably using it to beat your father up

*BANG*

Wiletina: Yikes... that sounds like a lot of pain

Stray: Sounds like someone's gonna sleep on the couch tonight

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