Monster School Stuff-

2 idiots and 1 emo stuck in an elevator

Pigman: There's like no signal for our phones in this elevator

Creeper: That's dumb

*elevator rumbles and stops*

Pigman: Oh mah god I think the elevator just stopped!

Creeper: Oh my god! Is this really happening?!

Stray: I told you your asses were too much weight.

Pigman: Shut up Stray

Creeper: What do we do?

Stray: I don't know.

Stray: Isn't there like a cord we can pull for the driver?

Pigman: That's to stop a bus

Pigman: You stupid bitxh

Stray: Oh yeah

Creeper: What about the big red button?

Stray: Why would we hit that?

Creeper: For like, emergencies

Pigman: Red means stop, Creeper, If you hit that button, you're telling the emergency people to stop

Creeper: Why would they even have a button like that?

Stray: Cause they're stupid.

Pigman: We gotta put our heads together and think

Creeper: What?

Pigman: JUST LEAN FORWARD

...

Stray: I'm not doing that.

Pigman: *how dare you-*

Creeper: Have you thought of anything yet?

Pigman: Nothing's happening

Creeper: OH MY GOD WE'LL BE STUCK IN HERE FOREVER!

Stray: We'll probably get rescued soon...

1 hour later

Creeper: 99 bottles of beer on the wall

Creeper: 99 bottles of beer~

Creeper: Take one down

Creeper: Pass it around

Creeper: 99 bottles of beer on the wall

Stray: No.

Creeper: No what?

Stray: It's 98 bottles.

Creeper: No it isn't

Pigman: Yes it is

Pigman: You took one bottle down so now you have one less bottle, Creeper

Creeper: No, because the bottle is passed around

Stray: Yeah, and then it was finished.

Creeper: WOW, you literally don't know your shapes

Pigman: What does this have to do we shapes?

Creeper: You pass the bottle around

Pigman: And?

Creeper: What shape is round?

Stray: A circle.

Creeper: Exactly

...

...

Pigman: What the fuck are you talking about?!

Creeper: You take the bottle down

Creeper: You pass it around in a circle