Stray being a (luck) therapist

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Scene 1

Stray: The tarot cards will tell your future

Husk: *takes a card*

Husk: *le gasp* A METEOR?!

Husk: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE

*ka boom*

Stray: Actually...

Stray: A meteor means great fortune

Husk: SWEET!

Wither: Lemme try

Wither: *picks a card*

Wither: *gasp of happiness* A heart!

Wither: I'm gonna date Skel~

Wither: GAH- OW- OW OW OW-

Stray: (so not) sorry heart means heart attack-


Scene 2

Wither: These horoscope predictions are full of crap!

Stray: Are you sure? Yours says you'll make an extravagant purchase...

Wither: That's vague

Wither, takes out car keys: What could that even mean?

Stray: You will experience neck pain

Wither: OOGH-

Wither: That's just a coincidence *noms apple*

Stray: ... you'll choke on an apple

Wither: *le choke* nOt BuYiNg It

Stray: It predicted you made that face

*shows pic of face literally Wither is showing rn*

Wither: Well that could be anybody *continues to le choke*

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