Monster School Stuff-

Incorrect quotes 4(or memes idk)

Skel: Husk sucks and that really affected me growing up...

Stray: I'll set him straight.

*12 midnight*

Stray: I set him gay I'm so sorry

Skel: ???

Skel: So... what's the thing you wanted to talk about?

Wither: Skel... I need you

Skel: For?

Wither, proposing: Ever. Please marry me.

A/N: Skel said yes ✨

Stray: Love is in the air?

Stray: WRONG!

Wither: *going insane*

Stray: ...

Stray: I could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier

Skel: ...

Stray: ...

Husk: WITHER PLEASE WE'RE SO SORRY

Wither: GET BACK HERE

Pigman: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stray: How long have they been running?

Skel: About two hours. *gradually sips coffee*

Zombie: Hey, Creeper and Slime! Count how long I can last underwater!

Creeper: Okay!

Slime: One... two... three... four...

A few moments later

Creeper: One thousand four hundred...

Enderman: The doors! Quickly!

Pigman: The doors~ quickly~

Enderman: Quick, Pigman!

Pigman: Quick, Pigma- oh-

Wiletina: Hey dad, can you try this? *passes him coffee*

Wither, tasting it: Uh, hazelnut?

Wileton: I don't know I found it in the trash-

Wither: YOU WHAT-

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Husk, after hitting the wrong switch:

Husk: Sorry I hit the wrong thing!

Stray: No! 30 YEARS AGO YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!

Strusk: Help-

Wither: Herobrine, did you call for me?

Herobrine: Yeah, I have a new lesson plan for the school

Wither: You can count on me! What do you need me to do?

Herobrine: *le inhale*

Herobrine: I want you to beat the shit out of the students.

Wither: ...

Wither: Pog!

Pigman: You see how I can't scan myself?

Pigman: It's because i'm priceless

Zombie: Or you're not worth anything-

Pigman: Oh ;-;

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Pigman: I'm on a seafood diet!

Herobrine: That's great!

Pigman: I see food and I eat it

Herobrine: ...

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*Skeleton and Wither staring at each other*

Wilbur: Really? Right in front of my salad?

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Skel: Come on, Wileton. You can do it!

Wileton: *MAGIC GO BRRRRR*

Skel: Well- I can't say I'm disappointed-

Skel: ...though you might want to bring your father back down-

Wither be like: What did I do to deserve this

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Stray: Without my cloak, I feel so naked-

Pigman: Don't worry, da zombie pigman got hats!

Stray with a graduation hat: I don't know. Doesn't seem right-

Pigman: Maybe we should approach this from a different direction.

Stray with a paper hat: Hey! It's my old school uniform!

Pigman: Maybe not this one. Others could get... jealous.

Pigman: I found this in Player's basement.

Stray, with the Darth Vader mask: It's hard...

Stray ...to breathe.

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Wendy You called me, honey? Is everything alright?

Wilbur: I afraid not.

Wilbur: I lost control of the sun and it moves randomly-

Wendy: Wither's doing, I can only presume.

Wither: I wish.

Wither: Not even my magic can move the sun.

Wilbur: If the sun doesn't set within the next few hours, we're in serious trouble. We need help, and we need it fast.

Wilbur: We need to get contact to Player, the Japan ruler and hope we can find something in the library that can explain the mess.

Paris, France, 3 minutes later...

Wileton, playing with the sun: Ehehe

Skel: ...

Skel: *hits Wileton with newspaper*

Skel: Dear Mr. Malodor, crisis... averted...

Husk: Come on! Eat the slob already, Strusk!

Strusk: Nah! Yick! Naaa!

Husk: Your diapers are clean, and you don't have gas, and even heard your stomach growl.

Husk: You have to be hungry!

Strusk: Nngh...

Husk: Fine, I'll eat a bit to show you it's not poison.

Husk: *realizes*

Husk Oh-

Husk: That was fifth alarm spicy mustard. I am an awful father-