Emojis are villains ->-
Zombie: Where am I
🧟 : Why ello, nice me
Zombie: Nice me?
🧟: I'm an evil version of you
Zombie: But why?
🧟 : BECAUSE YES! I BECAME A VILLAIN FOR FUN!
Zombie: ...
Skel: Uh... hello? You're not looking too good
💀: Yeah I'm tired... killing people
Skel: WHAT?! Killing people?!
💀: Yeah I'm the number 2 villain in France
Skel: Ugh... at least you got something good, I haven't got to escape my boyfriend's making out with me... once a week
💀: Once a week? Bruh, mine's EVERY SINGLE DAY! AND THAT'S WHY I HAVE FOUR DAMN KIDS NOW! ABOUT TO HAVE A FIFTH IN 7 MONTHS!
(Different au don't take this seriously)
Skel: AH- I'M SO GLAD IM NOT YOU
Pigman: Hey care for some food
🐷 👨: Oh yes please
(Bro this duo is so boring)
Stray: Why is your cloak red?
💀 🧊 : Maybe because I'm a damn villain?
Stray: Why?
💀 🧊: To get revenge on my damn mother and destroy the world
Stray: ..okay? And why is there a kid next to you?
💀 🧊: One of my brother's damn kids
Stray: ...KIDS?
💀 🧊: Yeah... had to take care of him, and if he's having another one I beat the shit out of his boyfriend
Stray: THEY'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED?!
💀 🧊: Nope
Wither: Hack?
💀 🖤: Yeah
(Another lame duo)
Entity: So... how many people you've killed?
Hero Entity: Kill? I save people
Entity: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Hero Entity: Maybe because I'm a hero?
Null: How many people have you killed using the black hole?
Hero Null: I don't- use that anymore- I use that to villains
Null: You're a villain yourself
Hero Null: No, I'm not, I save the world by the villains
Ok in this au Slime, Creeper and Enderman are gud guys so they help Entity and Null
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