Monster School Stuff-

Da new family cat 🐈

Wileton: Hey mom

Skeleton: What?

Wileton: Can we have a pet?

Skeleton: Why?

Wileton: The house is boring without a pet...

Skeleton: So you want to adopt a pet? How about a dog?

Wileton: Anything but a dog! I know you aren't afraid of dogs anymore but we are not getting a dog! (Le headcannon time Skel is not afraid of dogs anymore :D)

Skeleton: Then what do you want?

Wither, in the background: A cat!

Skeleton: I-

Wileton: Oh come on mom cats are so cute!

Skeleton: Nope.

Wileton: Ugh dang it

The next day

Skeleton: Oh guys~ I got something for ya!

Wither: What is it?

*meow*

Wileton and Wither: *le gasp*

Skeleton: Before you even ask-

Wileton: A CAT! SHE'S WHITE JUST LIKE YOU MOM!

Skeleton: ... can I continue?

Wither: Yeah go ahead

Skeleton: I didn't buy this just yesterday I actually got this way before I even started dating your father

Wither: Wait what-

Skeleton: She was a tiny kitten when I bought her, and uh, she costed about... a thousand when I bought her...?

Wileton: A THOUSAND?!

Skeleton: They said she was a special kitten that can do impossible stuff

Skeleton: You know how when breakfast is ready when someone wakes up?

Skeleton: She can basically make breakfast for you guys- and it's germ free-

Wither: WhOt-

Skeleton: oh right she can make coffee as well and make the bed

Wileton: No wonder she's a special cat...

Skeleton: Oh yeah I was kinda lying I didn't bought the cat my older brother Stray got this for me as my 17th birthday present-

Wither: Rip his wallet-

Skeleton: Nah man we used out mom's credit card

Wither: Huh-

Skeleton: After she died we did some housekeeping and found her credit card

Skeleton: And there was like a million in that card-

Wileton: WAT

Skeleton: And yeah that's basically that

*both have stopped processing*

Skeleton: Oh well they will process eventually