Mobs having no brain cells

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Here's a complication of 6 mobs having no brain cells 


Creeper: Where do we even put the redstone torch?

Enderman: On the block, right?

Creeper: Where should I put it, Slime?

Slime: On top of the TNT!

Creeper: Okay!

*puts redstone torch on the TNT*

Creeper: Why is it not- blowing up?

Enderman's thoughts: Why am I even working with them? 🫤


Mobs first time meeting an allay:

Most mobs: Kawaii!

Pigman: IS THAT A HOSTILE MOB?! I GOTTA KILL IT!

Wither's thoughts: Why am I friends with this guy?


Zombie: Yo, I'm thirsty, got a drink?

Skel: Yeah it's on the counter

Zombie: Thanks

Skel: OH WAIT I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM THAT'S A CUP OF BLEACH AT THE TABLE-

Zombie: Why is this water... kinda milky? 

Skel: ZOMBIE DON'T DRINK THAT!

Zombie: Eh whatever

Skel: THAT'S BLEAC-

Zombie: *already sips it*

Skel: Awh shi-

Zombie: It's taste bitter is this even water?

Skel: Oh my fucking god...


Skel: Easy question, what's 1+1?

Wither: It's two, duh.

Husk: Three.

Wither: Huh? Why?

Husk: it's not correct? Isn't one dad one mom one child equals to three? (Get it?)

Skel: ...

Skel: IT'S MATH, HUSK!





















BYE

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