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Wither: My mom is calling... hi mom.
Zombie: Come on guys, stop. They're trying to talk to their mom.
Husk: *loud fake sexual noises*
Skel: EVERYONE SHUT THE F*** UP!
Stray: *is asleep*
Pigman: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.
Skel: I put the pun in punishment.
Pigman: I put the top in unstoppable.
Stray: I put the cute in execute.
Husk: I put the s**y in dyslexia.
Zombie: I put the ass in class.
Wither: I put the D in Skel.
Husk: So anyways have y'all seen Skel?
Zombie: I think they went in Wither's room 'studying'.
Stray: Doubt that. I heard groans there.
*Meanwhile in Wither's room*
Skel and Wither, fighting:
*The squad is having dinner together*
Skel: Stray, can you pass the salt?
Stray: *Throws Wither across the table*
Skel: Hey Stray,
Stray: Yes?
Skel: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Stray:
Stray: Where's Husk?
Stray: If you had to choose between Skel and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Wither: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Skel: Wither!
Stray: 63 cents.
Wither: I'll take the money.
Skel: WITHER!!!
Stray, negotiating with Skel: I have Wither. Give me ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed
Wither: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Stray:
Wither: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Stray: WITHER STOP
Skel: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Stray: You're a hazard to society
Wither: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Skel: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Stray: Skel no.
Wither: Mistlefoe.
Stray: Please stop encouraging him.
Skel: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Stray: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Wither: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Stray: Good thinking.
Skel: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Stray: *turning to Wither* How tall are you?
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FanfictionLast updated: 1/9/23 Ships included: Zombie x Pigman Wither x Skeleton Husk x Stray Book for Monster School fans! Rankings: (updated on 3/9/23) #137 in zombie out of 26.3k stories #29 in Herobrine out of 3.9k stories #24 in skeleton out of 4.4K sto...
