A bit short too
Bully: Your weiner's the size of a tic tack!
Wileton: That's why your mom's breath smell so good!
Wither: *spits coffee- on Stray*
Stray: Bitch really?
Skel: Oh we're having a talk young man
Them at a park
Wither: Too bad there's no pond to push you
Pigman: Too bad there's no car to push you
Husk: FUCK YOU!
Wither: FUCK YOU!
Stray: FUCK BOTH OF YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP WHY YOU GUYS YELLING AT EACH OTHER, WE'RE TRYING TO FIX THE GODDAMN SCHOOL! I JUST WANNA GO BACK HOME AND GET MYSELF A FUCKING CUPCAKE EVEN THOUGH I DONT FUCKING LIKE CUPCAKES AND CUPCAKES ARE TO-
Entity, about to possess him: *yeah never mind I'm not gonna possess him*
Stray: Hey Wither
Wither: What?
Stray: Roses are red
Wither: Violets... are blue?
Stray: I have five fingers
Stray: *shows middle finger* AND THE MIDDLE ONE IS FOR YOU
Wither: HEY!
Rose: *flirting with Wither*
Skel: 💢 *what's this bitch doing with my man*
Zombie: Um hi...
Rose: What?!
Zombie: He has a boyfriend
Rose: I don't see him
Skel: Turn around.
Rose: *turns around*
Skel: Now you see him.
Rose: I don't see much
Skel: *eye twitches*
Zombie: *oh this bitch has chosen death-*
Wither: OKEY- UM-
Stray: Did you know that karaoke comes to us from the Japanese
Wither: Yeah... how great is Japan right?
Stray: Good people
Stray: The only men that are hot and spicy and won't disappoint you
Stray: Is raMEN
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Monster School Stuff-
FanfictionLast updated: 1/9/23 Ships included: Zombie x Pigman Wither x Skeleton Husk x Stray Book for Monster School fans! Rankings: (updated on 3/9/23) #137 in zombie out of 26.3k stories #29 in Herobrine out of 3.9k stories #24 in skeleton out of 4.4K sto...
