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Zombie: We're kind of missing something guys.

Skeleton: Cohesion?

Husk: Teamwork?

Wither: A general sense of what we're doing?

Pigman: And Stray is not here.

Skeleton: Oh, and that, yeah. 


*when the Squad drops food*

Zombie: Eh, oh well.

Wither: FIVE-SECOND RULE!

Skeleton: F***!

Stray: *just gets more food*

Husk: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*

Pigman: *eats the food off the ground*


 Husk: The floor is lava!

Stray: *helps Zombie onto the counter*

Wither: *kicks Pigman off the sofa*

Skeleton: *lays on the floor*

Husk: ...Are you okay?

Skeleton: No. 


*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Pigman: Thanks fam!

Stray: Oh no.

Skeleton: *cries* I love you too.

Wither: Sounds fake, but okay.

Zombie: *A flustered mess*

Husk: Can I get a refund?


 Zombie: Bye Pigman! Bye Wither! Bye Stray! Bye Skeleton! Bye Pigman!

Husk: You said 'bye Pigman' twice.

Zombie: I like Pigman.


 Pigman: Christmas lights?

Stray: Check.

Husk: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Stray: Check.

Zombie: Santa suits?

Stray: Check.

Skeleton: Shovel?

Stray: Check.

Wither: Alibi and bail money?

Stray: Check- wait, WHAT?!


 Pigman, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Zombie: Hey.

Wither: Hi.

Husk: Hello.

Stray: Hey!

Pigman: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Skeleton: We were out of Doritos.


 Pigman: Who the f*** added me to a f***ing group chat?

Zombie: :O language

Husk: Yeah watch your f***ing language

Skeleton: Okay, who taught Husk the f*** word?!

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