freckles

<3

not related to plot but yall will like it
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Author dragged her feet up the stairs, grumbling under her breath as she readjusted the bag on her shoulder.

"Stupid food, stupid drinks, stupid words, stupid numbers, stupid Taehyung." She could already hear them screwing around in the meeting room. That's one of the good things about them, they're on their phones a lot and reply fast. Plus, they do whatever Author asks of them, so yeah.

This is how the texts hours before happened.

- WE'RE SACRIFICING HOSEOK TONIGHT AT ONE BRING YOUR OWN PITCHFORKS -

author - hey guys we need a meeting asap

jin - HI AUTHOR

jimin - OMG HI AUTHOR I MISSED YOU

jungkook - AUUUTTTTTHHHHHOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR

jungkook - MY LOVEEEEE

claud - oi i'm your love

jungkook - shut it starface

claud - ALRIGHT WHERE ARE YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT

author - SHUT UP

author - ALL OF YOU

author - all of you are banned from talking until i'm done explaining

author - understood?

yoongi - no <3

author - istg yoongi i will kill you don't test me

claud - oooo do it

author - shhhhhhhh

yoongi - no wth don't kill me the fans love me

author - we need a meeting in a few hours okay? i've got some questions and we need to discuss some things alright?

hoseok - what if we don't want to

jin - yeah i kinda want to go on a date with myself

jungkook - same

jin - can jungkook and i date in the fic please

jungkook - yeah i wanna date jin

claud - ....

taehyung - ....

taehyung - boy if you don't shut up

author - istg i should've written this fic about straykids

hoseok - HEY

namjoon - AUTHOR WHY

jimin - WE'RE YOUR ULT YOU TOLD US THAT

author - WELL SKZ WOULD PROBABLY LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY

jin - YOU'RE A CHILD I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU

author - YES YOU DO I HIRED YOU I'M IN CHARGE

jin - says who

author - says the contract you all signed a few months ago

claud - alright alright let's all calm down and hear what our author has to say

author - thank you claudette

author - two hours we need to start the meeting in the meeting room

taehyung - we really need to name that room something other than 'meeting room'