~𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚎~ (𝚔𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢) DISCONTINUED FOR PERSONAL REASONS

MY HEADCANONS

So im going to do this cuz like- im not finished with the part 2 and i want to post something :D

I promise ill post the part two in about two or three days but for rn here are my headcanons!

____________________

- When Kuroo and Kenma first started dating, they would call each other every night and fall asleep on the phone together. Kenma was so accustumed to it that when he moved in with Kuroo, the first night he called Kuroos phone forgetting they were going to sleep in the same bed

- Kuroo loves dogs. Maybe even a little more than cats. Kenma however is allergic to dogs so they cant get one. Because of this, Kenma felt bad and got Kuroo a small dog plush as a random gift. Kuroo has the plush at his work and sometimes he will lock his office door and hold the plush when he is stressing out to calm down

- When Kenma was first pregnant with Kai, he had lots of pain in his feet. Every night before bed, no matter how tired Kuroo was, he would massage Kenmas feet and back before going to sleep

- Kuroo and Kenma go out to the restaurant Kuroo proposed at every anniversary. They decided to take the kids to the restaurant one year and completely regretted it because now they all beg to go with Kuroo and Kenma every year just to taste the food

- Kuroo can fall asleep super super fast if someone scratches his back. It puts him to sleep like a baby. Kenmas record is 3 minutes and 6 seconds to get Kuroo fast asleep.

- Sometimes if a public place is super crowded, Kenma will start getting anxious. When Kuroo notices, he always puts a hand on Kenmas waist ans rubs cirlces in his side to calm him down. It always works.

- One time, Kuroo was working out and accidentally dropped the weight on his foot because it was so heavy. He ended up having a broken foot and had to be in a cast. Kenma had to care for Kuroo for about a month and a half and now refuses to let Kuroo work out with dumbells.

- Kuroo one time called Kenma his flower and Kenma broke down into tears because of it. Not because of anything sad but because he loved the cute nickname so much. Kuroo only calls Kenma that on his birthday now to make it extra special.

- Kenma always tells Kuroo how annoying it is to answer questions about his personal life during stream but in reality, he actually has story times just for his viewers that he loves doing. Kuroo knows this but hasnt said anything because he doesnt want Kenma to stop

____________________

Angsty Headcanons

- Sometimes Kuroo will get a little to mad during an argument and has to leave the house in order to calm down. In reality though, he just wants to hold Kenma and say how sorry he is but his temper will sometimes get the better of him.

- During one bad fight, Kenma ended up leaving the house and going out to a bar by himself. He didnt tell Kuroo where he was or what he was doing making Kuroo very worried. Kenma refused to answer his phone as he just drank (and hes a lightwieght) Kuroo got so scared something happened to Kenma that he completely broke down into a panic attack. Lets just say that night was not a good one but they both got through it

- Kenma hates when Kuroo taps his fingers on his desk or laptop or on anything honestly. For Kuroo however, he always does that when he is thinking and his brain doesnt really know what his hand is doing. One night, Kenma had just gotten done with a long ass stream and Kuroo was at his desk working while tapping his fingers on the desk. Kenma ended up snapping at Kuroo for no reason exceot for the tapping. He later had to apologize because he completely caught Kuroo offguard and made him cry because of the stupid stuff he said.

- (last one I promise) When Kenma and Kuroo were having a fight one time, Kuroo got so mad he ended up punching the wall and made a hole in it. The room went silent for a minute before the mood changed from angry to trying to get Kuroos bloody hand fixed. They never fixed up the whole but instead covered it with a picture of their cat.

____________________

Smexy Headcanons
*for the ones where it actually mentions them having sex, the kids arent bithed yet*

- Kenma one time tried topping Kuroo and it failed miserably. Kuroo ended up not getting the hint of Kenma trying to top him and fucked Kenma real rough as punishment. Kenma refuses to try topping Kuroo again

- Kuroo has a massive, MASSIVE maid dress kink. But not just any maids, but sexy maid Kenma. On special occasions where both of them are seriously horny, Kenma will put on the maid dress and let Kuroo fuck him as much as he wants.

-Their safeword is "MARIOKART" It was only used one time and as soon as Kenma yell/moaned it, Kuroo stopped, pulled out, and burst out laughing while making sure Kenma was ok. Kenma was just to overstimulated but it was still really weird for Kuroo to hear "T-teTSu~!! M-mARiOkARt~!!!" during sex

- Kenma didnt know Kuroo had glasses until about 10 months into their relationship. He knew Kuroo had contacts, but he didnt know Kuroo had a spare pair of glasses. One morning, Kenma woke up to Kuroo, shirtless with work pants on and glasses. They ended up having morning sex because of how horny Kenma got.

- Once while Hinata and Kageyama were on a trip, Kenma and Kuroo were watching over their house and Kuroo happened to be horny that day. Kenma and Kuroo ended up having sex on Hinatas couch. What they ddint know what Kegayama and Hianta installed an alarm system in their house in case of any robberies or anything. Kenma got so loud and they were moving so much he accidentally knocked over a vase which caused a big crash. The loud noise made the alarm go off and the police came to find Kuroo and Kenma trying to cover up their boners and explain why they were their in the first place. Hinata doesnt let Kenma watch his house anymore.

- Sometimes if Kuroo is in the mood, he will make sure to wear glasses, only boxers, and an apron while he cooks. Kenma will walk in the kitchen and first looks at Kuroos thighs and ass, then he goes to Kuroos back muscles, and then finally, Kuroo will turn arund to Kenma to he can see the glasses. They end up having kitchen sex almost evey time.

Yea there you go
They arent good but so you get an idea of what happens in my head :D

Hope you liked this and I will post the part two in a couple of days!! - chaotic clown