𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐲 || 𝐭. 𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚

⤷𝟙𝟚: 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕓𝕠𝕪 𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕒

"is she listening?"

"no she's definitely not."

"hey y/n—EARTH TO Y/N."

you jumped in your seat at the sudden loud voice.

"what tsumu?"

the whole team stared at you. kita raised one eyebrow while suna merely rolled his eyes, like this was the usual.

to be honest, this was the usual.

"i knew you weren't listening," atsumu sighed.

"did you not hear anything i've been saying for the past twelve minutes and seventeen seconds?" kita asked you with an exasperated look on his face.

oops. was i really zoned out that long?

you were so busy thinking about everything with kageyama that you may have been ignoring the important announcement kita was making.

almost another week had passed since kageyama had been added to the groupchat, and you had muted the groupchat to avoid texting there too. apparently, atsumu had explained to the groupchat your 'tRavElLiNg bAcK iN TiMe because of akaashi bullshit'—and you're still shocked that they actually believe you.

oh whatever. it's not an unknown fact that my friends aren't the brightest. three braincells indeed.😃

and each time that your number buddy had texted you, you were either dry, or pretended to be busy.
for the past week, you had even muted him since you couldn't think of any other excuses.

best online friend award‼️🥲

but your best friend's words brought you back into reality and out of your thoughts.

"how does kita even know that it was exactly twelve minutes and seventeen seconds—" atsumu whispered to suna, but broke off at kita's stern look.

"sorry kitaaa," you pouted, trying to win him over. usually, this would work on kita—but unfortunately for you, not today.

kita took a deep breath.

fuck i'm screwed aren't i—

"y/n. i'm not saying that i want you to take the initiative to reach out and organize things for our team, but i would at least like for you to pay attention when i'm announcing something. especially since this is something that's important—to us anyway. usually, i'd let this slide, but this happens nearly every time that i need to put an end to this now. and lately, you've been zoned out even more than usual. i don't know why this is and i would love for you to share your problems with us since we care about you—but not now. i have an announcement and i hope that it's an event that you will not be showing up late on, for once. but i want you to be a good manager y/n. look, i understand that you joined inarizaki's volleyball club for your atsumu, suna, and osamu, but it's time to actually show some respect to the club. i don't like this disrespect that i'm seeing lately."

{ i know for a FACT that 90% of you skipped reading that paragraph🐒 — don't even deny it }

somehow, kita spoke this all in one breath.

one. single. breath.

how?

you didn't know. kita was magical, after all🧚‍♀️

suna broke the silence that followed kita's monologue first. he scoffed, and said to osamu, "told you she was screwed."

it looked like the whole team was trying to hold in their laughter.