𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐲 || 𝐭. 𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚

⤷𝟛𝟚: 𝕤𝕠 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕙, 𝕚𝕘

"so yeah."

"'so yeah'? you ended your explanation with 'sO yEaH'?"

you punched suna gently. "stop bullying me. and be nice to my exchange friends."

"hi guys. we're the kpop idols i guess," minho grinned.

"stop saying 'i guess'," you sighed.

it's only been five minutes since your best friends and exchange friends met each other.

yet you could already feel that all hell was going to break loose.

the level of chaos when both friend groups are joined...oh dear lord.

"just so we're clear," atsumu folded his arms, "y/n likes us better."

"BRO did you just fold your arms?" minho laughed as he glanced at atsumu.

"why is that surprising?" atsumu frowned. "folding arms is a perfectly normal human behaviour."

"no," minho interrupted. "folding arms is a perfectly normal sign for a boring person."

"ignore minho," yuna yawned. "he has problems."

"that's offensive."

"you're offensive."

"how am i offensive when you're the one that said i have problems?" minho complained.

"well i have the power of being a bad bitch, so yeah."

you sighed in defeat. "why is everything i say being turned into a meme?"

"you are a meme," suna raised his eyebrow.

"actually," minho cut in, "the dude folding his arms is the meme."

"can you stop with the folding arms thing?"

"can you stop folding your arms?"

you looked from your best friends to your exchange friends.

why is their interaction in real life the exact same as what they'd say over text?

"i just realized something," osamu announced suddenly.

"what did you realize?" minho looked towards him.

"i realized that i'm surrounded by idiots."

you laughed. "samu's not wrong."

"well actually, we're in pre-med, so yeah," minho casted you a wink.

"enough with the pre-med!" you groaned. "and enough with the 'so yeah'."

it was never going away, was it?

before you could continue talking, minho suddenly nudged you.

"what?" you looked at him in confusion.

he merely gave you a look that said 'watch this.'

tf?

"guys guess what?" minho smiled cheekily as he turned back to the entire group.

everyone else casted their attention onto minho. and that's when you knew exactly what was about to come.

uh oh.

"what?"

minho's smile widened as he continued.

"y/n and i are dating."

✰

"bye minho," you sighed.

he waved goodbye gleefully. "bye babe."