𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐲 || 𝐭. 𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚

⤷𝟠𝟟: 𝕟𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟

dazai osamu is a god.

that's it, that's the moral of the story.

that's all.

okay, so maybe you were a little tiny bit obsessed with bungo stray dogs at the moment.

(maybe more than a little...?)

but always remember: the fact remains that dazai osamu is a god.

speaking of osamu...

"y/n y/n y/n y/n."

you stirred in your sleep. "mm?"

"wake up y/n."

"mmm. sleep."

"y/n y/n."

you blinked awake, feeling the exhaustion through every part of your body. and in the dark, you saw the eyes of miya osamu.

for once, they seemed excited.

"samu?" you yawned, looking over at him. "what time is it—,"

the sky outside was pitch black.

"it's 4:30 am," osamu whispered to you with a shit-eating grin across his face. "wakey wakey."

at those words, you groaned. "why are you waking me up at 4:30 in the morning?"

osamu looked slightly amused. "sorry, dear beauty queen," he stuck his tongue out at you. "did i interrupt an important dream?"

well, i was dreaming of another osamu, so yes, my dream was interrupted.

#dazaisupremacy.

"night samu," you yawned again, trying to fall back into a peaceful slumber.

but before you could turn back, osamu stopped you.

"y/n y/n."

samu, you're so goddamn lucky that i love you.

"mm? what is it?"

osamu pouted. "will you get up?"

"at 4:30?"

"mm."

"why?"

osamu's eyes gleamed again. "it's a surprise!"

you raised your eyebrow. "i don't do surprises. especially after the ones tsumu comes up with—,"

osamu brushed off your retort. "c'mon. it's a good one. please?"

you sighed. "can't you wake suna?"

"he's sleeping like a dead human."

you held back a chuckle. "what about tsumu?"

osamu looked at you as if you were insane. "you think i'd want to spend more time with my brother?"

well—

good point.

"fine," you sighed again. "but you promise that it's a good surprise?"

osamu smiled.

"pinky promise."

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