𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐲 || 𝐭. 𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚

⤷𝟙𝟚: 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕕𝕚𝕤

black eyes😭
[ 3:24 pm ]

omg hello!!!!!!

sir—

are you possessed or
smthing

hehe hellooOoo

hi?

wait is this my number buddy

what's that?

ooo do you have brown eyes?

um yes...?

why is that your contact name

bitch didn't u set that—

oh i did?

also calling someone a beech is not
nice😡

who dis?

who are you??

i thought u didn't care abt me

i do!!

WAIT IS THIS U

hehhhe yes

um im concerned

that's literally the first time you've
ever started a text convo—

really? that's not very nice

wait im confused

are you dating kageyhiajaj

tf
seen

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kageyama's pov—

"hinata you DUMBASS!" kageyama yelled, grabbing his phone back from the short boy with orange hair.

"stop it kageyama-kun! i was having a conversation with someone!" the boy called hinata pouted.

"why the fuck did you have my phone?" kageyama glared at hinata.

"wellll it was there and i was going to send a prank message to our groupchat but i saw that you had someone else at the top of your list so i was texting them instead! stop, give it back!" hinata jumped and reached for kageyama's phone, but was unsuccessful as kageyama managed to dodge out of the way.

"wait..." kageyama trailed off, "who were you texting?"

"i dont know! a contact called brown eyes or somethi—" hinata started but was interrupted as kageyama hit him on the head.

"you fucking dumbass! i cant believe you texted her ..." kageyama fumed.

"so it IS a girl!!" hinata smirked. "is she your girlfrienddd?"

"ugh fuck no!" kageyama glared.

"oh wait you had an emoji of an eye roll next to her name," hinata remembered. "you're not very nice to her are you?"

"tch. none of your business!" kageyama said, still glaring.

"you better tell me! or i'm going to tell everyone you have a girlfriend!!" hinata yelled back.

"ooOohoho, kageyama, you have a girlfriend?" tanaka, who just walked in, overheard.

"no i don't!" kageyama snapped. "hinata shut up!"

"who has a girlfriend?" noya asked, following tanaka into the gym.

"no one!" kageyama yelled, while tanaka said "kageyama!" at the same time.

"kageyama? him?! of all the people—" noya jumped onto kageyama's back, yelling, "good for you!!"

admist the entire chaos, sugawara came in. "what are you guys doing—" he angrily said, "get off of kageyama!"

"he has a girlfriend!!" tanka replied back, as if explaining their actions.

"who? wait, kageyama?!" sugawara gasped in surprise, looking slightly teary-eyed. "have you finally gotten over your anti-social phase?"

[ i hate to break it to ya suga, but it's not a phase😌 ]

"everyone shut up! i don't have a girlfriend!"

having had enough, kageyama stormed out of the gym, phone in hand.

✰

black eyes😭
[ 3:54 pm ]

ignore that shit.

bitch the fuck—

shut up

woah ur back to normal

that was someone from my team.

oHHHHH

ur volleyball team?

yeah no shit

rude

but i was like n a n i 🤨

goodbye.

tf do u mean gOodbYe

no im bored

i don't want to talk

yes you do

no bye

fIne bitch
seen

[ 3:57 pm ]

nevermind.

ok wtf is going on

well i don't want to go back to
my team

oH nO is someone sAlty

shut up

oh get over yourself

actually wait don't bc you're
back now

tch

im going home bye.

no wait what—

WTF IS HAPPENING
seen

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆

author's note~

do i know where this plot is going? no💀time to go make a plan bye

ps there's a part 2 to this chp heheh