CTW Funtime Freddy x Reader

Fazbear Frights....

Here's some stupid spoof I came up with :D

Pittrap: *sitting at a desk*

Funtime Freddy and Eleanor walk in.

Eleanor: Hey, what are you up to at the moment?

Pittrap: Oh, these? They're just some drawings from my kid.

Funtime Freddy: Your...kid? Huh. Never thought you were married, or you could even-

Eleanor: *slaps Freddy* No, his protagonist!

Funtime Freddy: Ohh...what was her name?

Pittrap: Um....excuse me, her?

Funtime Freddy: Yeah! Both me and Eleanor had a girl, so I assume that you did too?

Pittrap: No....Oswald was a boy. A teenage boy.

Eleanor: Hey, we had teenage girls! :D

Funtime Freddy: Let the shipping commence!

Pittrap: Um....No. N-no. He likes to draw, but most of the drawings I've seen are of robot animals. It is quite amusing to me, really.

Funtime Freddy: Oh, good for him! Way to go, daddy Pittrap! 😒

Eleanor: Now, now, I'm sure Pittrap was a great antagonist. Weren't you?

Pittrap: Oh, yeah! I took his dad's identity and even lived in the same house as Oswald! I made things way awkward for the two of us! I'm sure that he should have a good scar on his arm along with some trauma from those days.

Eleanor: Um...what? Are you saying that you-?

Pittrap: What? Did I what?

Funtime Freddy: HAHAHA!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN KILL YOUR OWN KID?!! HA!

Pittrap: What's so funny about that, huh?

Eleanor: I mean, both me and Freddy killed our protagonists, so...

Funtime Freddy: AND YOU COULDN'T! YOU WERE IN THE SAME HOUSE FOR DAYS! AT LEAST DO IT IN HIS SLEEP! GOSH!!

Pittrap: Ugh...

Fetch: Hey, what's going on?

Funtime Freddy wheezing in the side while Fetch walks in on them.

Pittrap: Oh, absolutely NOTHING.

Eleanor: Pittrap didn't kill his protagonist. But it's fine, though. Not a very big-

Funtime Freddy: OH YES IT IS!!! HA!!

Fetch: I didn't kill my kid, but I should've left some pretty good trauma.

Pittrap: You see? It's not just about killing them, you guys.

Lonely Freddy: Actually, Pittrap's wrong. Those brats will get over it eventually, and when they do, they'll take ALL the credit. I'm the only one in "Fetch" who did take out the protagonist. Unlike these two sissies...

Fetch: I was only made to follow orders!

Plushtrap Chaser: Yeah! We were just following programming!

Funtime Freddy: Yeah, yeah, except MINE actually got me somewhere!

Fetch: *growling*

Characters from "1:35 AM", "Step Closer", and "Bunny Call" walk in.

Foxy: Aye, what's all the ruckus?

Ralpho: Yeah, Fetch and the others came to check up on everything and the noise only got louder.

Funtime Freddy: THESE GUYS! Couldn't find the guts to kill their own kid!!

Lonely Freddy: *nodding solemnly*

Silence.

Foxy, Ella, Golden Freddy: OH BOO!!!

Chica: I'm not even sure if I killed my kid. I mean, she was already dead!

Foxy: I guess I technically didn't kill him myself, but I still take credit!!

Golden Freddy: Look at you guys! Even this abomination killed someone!! *holds up baby Springtrap*

Minireenas: *shake heads disappointedly*

Ralpho: What's the big deal? Some killed the protagonist, some had a hand in their death, and some protagonists are alive to this day. But we still leave trauma!

Lonely Freddy: Oh, trauma's for losers!

Golden Freddy: Hey, aren't you supposed to be Alec? So technically he's still alive?

Lonely Freddy:...um...well-

Foxy: HA! E X P O S E D!!

Ballora: Can't we all wind down from here, please?

Eleanor: Yeah, it's getting a bit-

Pittrap: Hey, who asked you?

Blackbird: EVERYONE SHUT UP! CAUSE THIS CONVERSATION IS STUPID! CAUSE I'M BATMAN!!

Fetch:....aRe YoU oN StiLtS?!!

Blackbird:....I thought we agreed we were all wearing stilts.

Fetch: WhYyYY??!

Blackbird: I mean, I guess no one in my book actually killed someone. Well, we saw Jake die. But I don't think an animatronic killed him, so it's irrelevant. And so was that so called "Faz-Goo" from "The Cliffs".

Pittrap: Oh my goodness where is this book series going-

Shadow Bonnie: "The Cliffs" was when the animatronic helped the character, and "The Breaking Wheel" wasn't even relevant to FNaF! "Gumdrop Angel" didn't have an actual animatronic antagonist, I'm pretty sure. "Sergio's Lucky Day" had this little devil most likely kill someone *holds Balloon Boy*, and "What We Found" had Springtrap. Who only had a hand in the protagonist death....that was caused by a grandma.

Funtime Freddy: See? Even the old ladies are beating us to the kill!

Plushtrap Chaser: Hey, don't blame us! Some of us can't help it! Plus who knows? "The Puppet Carver" and future books might be even better!

Pittrap: Ehh, we'll have to wait and see. But until then...

Pittrap pulls a cape over him then reveals himself.

Pittrap: EVERYONE IS BATMAN!!

Then everyone reveals they're Batman. The end :)

I decided to draw it for some reason 😐

https://amazon160.tumblr.com/post/653499936299745281/posted-something-literally-a-minute-ago-but

Plus Wattpad won't let me upload the pic so-