CTW Funtime Freddy x Reader

Rockstar Freddy x Animatronic!Reader

Sorry, I thought having an animatronic reader would fit this idea more.

Fun fact! I used to imagine myself as my OC or an animatronic version of them whenever I'd read any "x reader" fanfics. And yes there have been some outside of FNaF in the past 👀

"And it turns out he already had the same shirt! In the same color!"
The Mediocre Melodies and Rockstars were all hanging out onstage while Rockstar Bonnie told some jokes. These were the things you'd expect to hear from Mr Hippo or Orville, but Bonnie had his own take to comedy and everyone loved it for some reason. Everyone was cracking up, including you, Rockstar Y/N. A hand was put on your shoulder and you turned to face Rockstar Freddy.
"Come on, let's leave these bozos to their mess." He nodded to the door.
"Excuse me!" Bonnie interjected. "Rude!"
"What, are we SUPPOSED to think your jokes are at least enjoyable?" Freddy retorted.
"And what makes you think they're SO unbearable??!" Bonnie argued back. Unknownst to him he just missed a pun opportunity at hand.
"I dunno, your humor in general?"
"Nobodies perfect, Freddy. People have different tastes in humor." You stepped in.
"And fashion," Funtime Chica added.
"And music," Music Man said.
"And other animatronics," Rockstar Foxy winked in your direction and you looked down in embarrassment.
Freddy growled and tightened his hold on you. "Aren't you supposed to go kill the night guard or something?" He growled in Foxy's direction.
"Aren't all of us?" Rockstar Chica asked.
"No, we leave that fun to the scraps. Speaking of, it's almost four AM. Which means..." Bonnie trailed off.
"AAAAHHH!!" The sound of a man screaming followed by an inhuman screech.
"Ah, perfect timing." Bonnie said.
"No ones perfect," Foxy kept adding on to their argument. "Well, except for your precious Y/N. But like always, Freddy's got to hog all the booty." Rockstar Chica shot Foxy a look. "That be..treasure, you know."
Your eyes turned a shade of pink and Freddy still managed to hold tighter to your body.
"Come get your five coins here!!" Bonnie joked, pointing in your direction. Everyone laughed; Freddy only growled. But then his expression changed. He looked at you with an unrecognizable glint in his eye. You shifted uneasily at his gaze.
Freddy did a double take at the group, who were still teasing him, and he stood up. All of a sudden, both his arms scooped you up from underneath with one easy heave. You helped and cling to Freddy's chest for dear life.
The others were either surprised, fangirling, or just in awe that Freddy would do that. The bear scanned his eyes over them. "You know what? You guys are right." His expression was easy going, but it wasn't long before he turned to you, and it turned a bit...mischievous. "Cause this treasure is all mine."
"Whhooo!!" Bonnie cheered, everyone either cheering with him or staying in silence. Laughter filled the room, even Freddy was laughing with them now! You giggled along as well, but you were still uneasy in this position.
You honestly felt like the butt of the joke.
"Freddy, can you put me down?" You asked quietly. He didn't answer, still lightly bickering with Rockstar Bonnie. You tried to swing your legs over to get down, but Freddy only plopped you up and back into your position.
"Pfft," Foxy stifled a laugh.
"Freddy, I'm serious now! Please put me down." You said. He shook his head smugly. "Ugh, is there anything I can do to get you to let me down?"
He looked to the side, pretending to ponder his answer. He looked back to you. "Please deposit five coins." He said.
Everyone sputtered out laughter. You sat there and straight up glared. "I'm not playing these games."
"Well, then, you're not getting down." Freddy said.
"You'll get tired eventually."
"Oh, so would you rather me sit down with you?"
"Wha-no!" You sputtered out. More laughter from the other two boys. Rockstar Chica wasn't having it anymore.
"Ok, guys, just put Y/N down. The joke's over." Rockstar Chica said.
Freddy hummed. "No. I mean, now I just don't wanna put her down." You groaned out of flustered frustration. By now the only ones in the room were you, the Rockstars, Mr. Hippo, and Orville. I guess everyone else kinda lost interest?
"Just hand me five Fazcoins so I can deal with this bozo." You held your hand out for Rockstar Chica, who gladly went backstage to get some extras they had lying around. She came back with five in hand and set them in your palm. You looked at the bear expectantly, who glanced down at his chest. There was a small coin slot below his bow tie. You sighed and slipped all five coins in.
"Ok, now put me down."
"You still need one more coin~" he teased.
You couldn't take it anymore. "Really dude?!! I gave you five freaking coins!! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE!! I counted them all!!!"
"Sorry, but you might have dropped one by accident. I only felt four coins. But...there is a way for you to make up the last one~" Bonnie caught on to where Freddy was going and snickered, whispering something to Foxy. You paid no attention to them and said, "Alright, fine. How can I-" You were cut off by Freddy leaning in towards you and pressing his muzzle up to yours. You had...absolutely no idea how to react to this. The blue rabbit was cackling with laughter by now about how flustered you seemed. When Freddy finally pulled away, you were still left stunned.
"What in the world was that?" You asked. Not angry, not curious, just emotionless.
"People call it a kiss," Freddy answered cheerfully. "I'm pretty sure I did that right."
You tried to stop the small smile that cracked on your face. "Y-Yeah?"
Freddy laughed at your fazed expression. "Ok, snap out of it before I do it again." Your eyes blinked and you were set down on the ground in front of Freddy. You turned around angrily to face him, pointing a finger right at his snout.
"If you even dare to do that again, I swear-" Freddy pecked you on the lips once again leaving you motionless as he walked past you.
"You know, if that manages to shut you up, I might just do it more often!" He called out, leaving the room with the other Rockstar animatronics to get ready for the upcoming day. As you headed back to your individual stage, you sighed exasperatedly, but you couldn't help but smile.

This was kinda short to be honest but yayy it's done. The next two chapters are some FunFred x reader headcanons just because, and then Chapter 17.
But until then, Happy Fourth of July!!