I don't know what the fuck this is
I made it in like 20 minutes because I got the idea
.....
Welcome to the function of my brain
*cue screams of pain and laughter*
😀
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Alex POV
"WADE OPEN THE FUCK UP" I yelled banging my fist in the door.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED"
"SCIENCE BITCH" I yelled running in.
"Oh ya why don't you just come on in" he sarcastically mumbled.
"OK so you know how you can just heal right away right"
"Yes"
"And you know that if you lose a body part it will just grow back right?"
"Yes I know that, how many arms do you think I have to grow back in a week"
"Like a lot, BUT that's not the point, you also know how you can get money off of donating organs"
"Yea"
"So if you were to have a surgery and remove a organ you can get money like one of the organ donor things"
"Ya, I don't like we're this is going"
"Shut up this is a great idea, SO If you can just regrow the organs we can sell them for like LOTS of money"
"No no no no you get the fuck away from my organs I ain't gonna let you gut me and sell my organs on the black market" Wade backed up.
"What I would never!" I dramatically gasped.
"I would get someone to do it for me!" I yelled again.
"that's nOT BETTER"
"WE COULD BE RICH"
"I AM"
"NO YOU TAKE BRIBES OFF OF A BALD BITCH ITS NOT THE SAME"
"I GET MONEY IN THE END"
"YOU COULD DO THE SAME WITH ORGANS"
"GET THE HELL OUT"
"COWARD" I yelled as I walked out dodging the pillows being thrown at me.
I guess some people aren't ready for greatness
We're ahead of our time
Yes
Can we get snacks on ur way back
Yes
FUCK YA
A/N
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This was painfuly beautiful
Also I want to return my sister
I need to find her receipt
She is as useful as a stale end pice of the bread
So Not much
ALSO
WHY AM I SO COLD
I GOT BLAKETS BUT I COLD
ALOS MY ALLERGIES ARE TRYING TO KILL ME
IM LIVING THE LIFE BRO
-the tired and cold author
YOU ARE READING
An Avengers story
Fanfiction(FINISHED STORY) When Peter Parker and Alex (Oc) texts the avengers and befriend them will the avengers end up finding out the two teens secret of being the neighborhood vigilantes Spider-Man and Venom. Or will the avengers tear them apart first.
