Biggest goal

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Mom

Ok if you both have done something illegal what is your best goal

The crunkle 

Ohh ya we need to know that 

Peter 

I dunno

Dash

Dude if you stole a car you have something good

Peter 

Idk 

Sprinkles 

Sprinkles 

Yesh

Peter 

What you got 

Sprinkles 

Lemme think

Peter 

OH WAIT I GOT ONE

Sprinkles 

Do share with the class

Peter

Ok this is one that comes to mind

I can crush a watermelon with my legs

Sprinkles 

I remember that!

Dr. Bruce 

You can WHAT now

Peter 

I can crush a watermelon with my legs

It's easy if you know how to do it 

Mom

Awesome 

Violet 

Sprinkles can you do that?

Sprinkles 

Yes but it's not one of my best

Snake

You can do better?!

Sprinkles 

Idk

I dragged a car across a parking lot once

Dad

You kids are amazing 

Violet 

CAN WE ALL PLEASE BE FRIENDS

Peter 

YES

Sprinkles 

YES

Violet 

YES

Dr. Bruce 

HOW

sprinkles 

I work out 

Dr. Bruce 

That doesn't explain it

Old man

At this point stop questioning it 

Dad

I stoped long ago

But good job both of you

Peter 

Thanks you

Sprinkles 

Thanks

Another shared accomplishment of ours is that we are the literal definition of

Be gay 

Do crime

Peter 

OMG WE ARE

MY LIF IS COMPLETE 

Dr. Bruce 

Why do you people encourage this 

Dad

We got nothing better to do






A/n 

And I don't have anything better to do

We had a substitute today in art 

She was really rude

And the things we were doing didn't make since

I wanna scream

But it's FINE

Also I have a fuzzy worm thing 

The friend gave it to me

I named it bartholomew

I have regained slight happiness 

-Author

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