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The Family CHAT



Peter 

Someone tell Sprinkles shes being homophobic to me

Sprinkles

I AM FUCKING NOT 

I JUST TOLD HIM THAT HE CAN'T DRIVE MY MOTORCYCLE

ITS MY BABY AND I DONT NEED HER BEING BLOWN UP AGAIN

Dad

Again?

Sprinkles

I feel like we have been over that

Bad men blew it up 

Bob can't build it

Why?

Sprinkles

Stole something 

Peter

STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT 

IT WAS A HATE CRIME

Sprinkles

IT WAS NOT

I JUST SAID YOU CANT DRIVE 

I DONT WANT TO DIE AGAIN  

Peter 

IT'S BECAUSE IM A BISEXUAL THOUGH

Dr.Bruce

Die again?

Toaster

That is very concerning 

Bob can build it

AGAIN

Sprinkles 

I feel like I shouldn't have said that

It was in a car crashes or something 

Anyways back to Peter 

IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOUR BISEXUAL 

IM LITERALLY PANSEXUAL AND CAN DRIVE FINE

Peter

NOT FROM WHAT I HAVE HEARD

Sprinkles

YOU DRIVE DONUTS IN A PARKING LOT AND HIT A MAN AND SUDDENLY YOUR A BAD DRIVER

(the man was wade) 

Peter

YES

Snake

you hit a man?

Dad

WHY

Mom

Did you get caught

Old man

Did the man yell at you

Spork

I am very concerned

Sprinkles

The dude let me drive and I ACSIDENLY HIT HIM

but he's fine he's a friend

And he only yelled at me a little for scratching the car

Mom

That's good

Bird brain

These kids have more fun than we do

Bob can't build it

We literally have laser tag and a paint ball room

Stop complaining or ill turn off your air conditioning 

Bird brain

I hate this place

Peter

I still think it was rude

Sprinkles

Whatever 

Get your own car if you want to drive

Peter

Ew work

Sprinkles

Exactly 





A/n

I'm getting platforms tomorrow so that's fun

I also have family stopping over so I'm gonna clean

It's like 1 am though

WHATEVER THOUGH

goodbye

-The Author

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