An Avengers story

Inner thoughts

Alex POV

You would think that Venoms thoughts would be very deep and meaningful considering she was sent to earth to kill and destroy humans.

But no.

It's worse.

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I was putting my hair up quickly because it was getting in the way of my face.

As y/n put her long silky blond hair into a messy bun she thought about her one true love-

I swear to the gods above if you try to turn my life into a fucking y/n story again I will end you

Oh come on 

It would have a good ending

NO 

it makes me have a headache 

Sucks for you

*screams inside*

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...

baby shark doo doo doo

Baby shark doo doo doo 

Baby shark doo doo doo

Babyyy shark

*inhale*

Mommy shark doo doo doo

Mommy shark doo doo doo

Mommy shark doo doo doo

Mommy shark

*Big inhale*

DADDY SHARK DOO DOO DOO

DADDY SHARK DOO DOO DOO

DADDY SHARK DOO DOO DOO

DADDY SHARK-

OH MY FUCKING GODS I JUST WANT SLEEP

.......

GrAnDmA sHaRk Doo DoO dOo

KILL ME NOW

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Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away
Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away

Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight

Wee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
Rrr, la la la weeoh aweem away

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a Half-shell Turtle Power
Here we go
It's the lean, green, ninja team
On the scene, cool teens doin' ninja things
So extreme, out the sewer, like laser beams
Get rocked with the Shell-shocked Pizza KingsCan't stop these radical dudes
The secret of the ooze made the chosen few
Emerge from the shadows, to make their moves
The good guys win and the bad guys lose

Leonardo's the leader in blue
Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through
Donatello is a fellow, has a way with machines
Raphael has the most attitude on the team

Michelangelo, he's one of a kind
And you know just where to find him when it's party time
Master Splinter taught them every single skill they need
To be one lean, mean, green, incredible team

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

HEROS IN A HALF SHELL TURTLE POWER

How do you even know that 

Nate watched it once

How do you remember that

Because I do

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I can literally make you stand up and jump out of a window right now

I'm in the middle of school what-

You would have no control 

No-

———

Can our super suit have a tue tue

Yes 

FUCK YA

——-

Ting tang walla walla bing bang

*kazoo noises*

———

Dora scares me

We have literally fought a Dude in a rino suit with guns and a fucking vulture dude and your scared of Dora the fucking explorer

And the Oompa Loompas

What-

—-

Can we get a dog

We have two chickens a robot rat why a dog

The place feels one spices short

Not today

ITS NOT A NO

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Technically I could jump off a building and you would save me

Alex no

Alex yes

A/n

Wow I updated on Saturday 

Fun

Also I got my braces messed around with again and pain is all I know

Also I'm watching Daredevil now

Be excited because when I finish it I MIGHT include more of the characters 

When I introduced Matt I had only watched one episode but now I will watch more and hopefully it will be better

Yay

-Author