Illegal things

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Dad

Hey kids

Peter

Yes

Sprinkles 

Yes

Dad

What's the most illegal thing you have ever done

Bob can't build it 

WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT

Dad

I JUST WANNA KNOW

Bob can't build it 

WHY THOUGH

Dad

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE ONE OF THEM WOULD DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL 

Dr. Bruce

He's not wrong 

Dad

Thank you

Mom

Honestly they would

Peter

Wow thanks for the faith in us

Mom

Your welcome 

Bird brain

Ok now spill what did you do

Spork

We need gossip 

Violet 

It's getting boring around here

The crunkle 

Ohhh ya what did you do 

Sprinkles 

We never did anything!

Snake

That is a fucking lie

Sprinkles 

Ok it might be but I'm not telling

Spork

So you DID do something illegal 

Sprinkles 

My life is just illegal at this point

Peter

So is mine

Dad

Fine just tell us ONE thing you did

Peter 

Fine 

How extreme should we go

Like how big of a crime you want

Old man

THERE ARE LEVELS TO IT

Peter

Yes and what you want

Dash

Middle

Peter

Ok

Lemme think

The crunkle 

YOU HAVE TO THINK

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