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Avengers the movie but different, Why Tony be Deaf and a crab butt

This chapter isn't super important it just explains why Tony is deaf in this following story and why he is crabby from the pain he is in. The rest will be the Avengers movie but different.

TONY POV:

I had a pain in my ear. It hurts like hell. Even Stephen's sexy voice hurts to listen to.

"Tony, you okay cupcake" asked Stephen.

"My ears are killing me. I probably have a ear ache or something" I said rubbing my ears.

"We should probably get them looked at just to be safe. It could be the zombie ears growing in" said Stephen.

So we went to the hospital and had them checked. Turns out it was the zombie ears. My ears are turning into zombie ears. My mold is eating the ear wax so I don't have any ear wax at all in my ears. So they are dry and hurt. I have to have my eardrums shut down so they can become zombie like. Which basically is just stronger hearing but I won't be able to hear a speaker like tv, radio, a phone, etc without the hearing aid that all zombies have. We don't do well with technology. Which is why the pictures I have of Stephen are all on paper. Some he even drew. I think of those later so I don't get, "thirsty". I laid on the bed in pain. My ear drums are now shut off so I can't hear anything. They are just still dry as fuck. And hurt. I was giving a contact lenses that can create subtitles when ever some speaks but I have to be looking at them.

(Spit warning).

Stephen bit his hand and drinked some of his blood. He spit the blood in my ear. This is normal for the healing process. Stephen and I are soulmates so his blood being spit into my ear should help sooth the pain a little and help me heal. I had a few cotton balls placed in my ears. It should also help a little. To keep my ears moist. Stephen laid down next to me.

"You feeling better" asked Stephen.

"Ya, it's weird not being able to hear you" I said.

"Only a few days of this" said Stephen.

"Good, I'm not sure I can handle not hearing you scream my name" I said.

Stephen blushed and turned to look at a doctor. Shit, I forgot to whisper. Since I can't hear it's hard to tell the volume of my voice. Guess I'm already forgetting. Stephen turned back to me.

"Get some sleep Tony. You have a week of resting. About a week" said Stephen.

I closed my eyes and cuddled into his arms. Stephen picked me up and carried me outside to the car. I'm pretty tired after all this and just want to sleep. Luckily it's summer and both our schedules are clear. It's summer so I don't have anything and Stephen has some time off since he just did another world tour for his singing career. Damn he has a sexy voice that I can't wait to hear again. Stephen drove back to the tower. Stark Tower is in Alaska so even though it is summer there is still snow threw out the year. I felt the car stop and opened my eyes. Dairy Queen? I looked at Stephen confused.

"I figured we could have some milk shakes. I make one for me at the tower and I got you a dairy free one" said Stephen.

"Thanks" I said.

I swore off dairy and Stephen can't have human food because he is a zombie. I'm sure a cold drink will help though. Unless I get a brain freeze. So don't do that. We got the milkshake and went back to the tower where I slept for what felt like a year. Until I was able to go back to working on green energy for the humans to not hate us aliens and zombies. I'm a alien and Stephen is a zombie. But by alien law we must be the same species to be together. So we will have to change species in the future but not right now. We have time. So I'm becoming a zombie and Stephen will have to become a alien one day.