LOKI POV:
"Harder Daddy" Mobius moaned.
"Ugh, guys the kinky weirdos are at it again" Daron groaned.
I ignored him as I road Mobius. B15 grabbed my shoulder and I stopped.
"This is the cafeteria you two. Please get a room because some of us want to eat breakfast" said B15.
"Oh hush, you're just jealous of our relationship" I said.
I groaned annoyed as my tempad rang. I answered the call annoyed.
"Loki I told you that I won't vote for you to be president" I said annoyed.
However it wasn't president Loki. It was Alligator Loki. He spoke.
"What" I asked.
Alligator spoke again.
"Uh, no. I don't think he would like it if you bite his hand off" I said.
Alligator roared angrily.
"Well you know I don't speak Alligator" I said.
I heard someone pick up the tempad.
"He's saying Sylvie threw up" said Classic Loki.
"What, why" I asked.
"I don't know much about girls. It might just be a period" said Classic Loki.
"A period is blood coming out of my asshole not vomiting and headaches" Sylvie said angrily in the background.
"Plus periods happen on a full moon" I said.
C20 and a few others laughed.
"Did that bitch just call me a werewolf" asked Sylvie as she angrily grabbed her sword.
"Just get down here" said Classic Loki.
I hung up and put my tempad away.
"I have to go. Sylvie isn't feeling well" I said.
"Is she turning into a werewolf" B15 joked.
I ignored her and looked at Mobius.
"Stay a horny little slut for your daddy" I said.
I kissed his lips while Peggy threw up in her mouth. She doesn't hate gay people. It's just the whole me being Mobius' daddy. Some say it's because I have daddy issues. I broke the kiss and left. I went to the mansion all the mes live at. We all live together. I entered and found Sylvie in the bathroom with Classic and Alligator Loki.
"What happened" I asked.
"I threw up and have a headache variant" said Sylvie angrily.
"Was it something you ate? Because I told you those fruit juices are a scam" I said.
Sylvie rolled her eyes. She flushed the toilet and sat on the floor. Alligator Loki said something.
"Well of course her breath would smell fruity. He just said she drinks fruit juices" said Classic Loki.
I really need to learn to speak Alligator. I stood Sylvie up and had her lean on my shoulder.
"Let's just get you to bed for now" I said.
"No, I promised C20 we would go to one of the time lines for some drinks and karaoke at a bar" said Sylvie.
"There will be plenty of time for that when you are feeling better. For now, how about a nice hot bath with all your bath ball and other female bath items. Then I'll make you a nice bowl of soup and you can stay in bed all day" I said.
"There is just one problem" said Sylvie.
"Which is" I asked.
"It's adoption day in my timeline. Plus I have too much work here" said Sylvie.
"Well Alligator Loki and I will cover for you" said Classic Loki.
Sylvie thought for a bit.
"You do know I help deliver babies right" asked Sylvie.
"Yes, how hard can it be? Let's go Alligator Loki" said Classic Loki.
They left the bathroom.
"But you can't celebrate today. You're sick. Plus we both know how Thor is during a celebration" I said.
"But I have to go to my timeline to see them otherwise they will be worried looking for me" said Sylvie.
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