Marvel and DC Ships Oneshots

Multiverse Timeline (Nickname? School Field Trip)

TONY POV: 

Thor went with Loki to find Y/n and we found Peter and Barton. Barton was in his room at the tower and Peter was at home. Both asleep but Loki freed them from the coma he put them in. Peter was peacefully dreaming about watching Star Wars and his daily life while Barton was spending his daughters birthday with the family at the zoo. I laid Peter on the couch and covered him with a blanket. 

"Do you need anything" I asked. 

"No, I'm good" Peter said tiredly. 

Him and barton are still having Loki's Magic wear off. They will be fine. They are just tired and want to sleep. However Peter has sensory issues and the magic has affected it so Peter says that everything is loud and bright. So I dimmed the lights and closed the windows. Peter is on the couch because he's tired but not enough to fall asleep so he can watch tv if he wants. 

"Okay, press the arc reactor button if you need me. I'll be working around the tower today" I said. 

"k" said Peter. 

I left and went to the parking lot. Peter's class is having a field trip today here. I'm helping lead the tour. Pepper is the other tour guide. A few minutes later the bus showed up and everyone got off. 

"Hey everyone. Welcome to the Avengers tower" I said. 

"Wow" 

"Are the other Avengers here" 

"How many rooms are there" 

"When do we see the private living area" 

"Do you really know Penis Parker" 

I felt something snap and turn red at that question. 

"WHAT" I yelled. 

The class was silent. 

"I, I just asked if Hulk has a glass figure collection" a kid said nervously. 

"No, I mean yes he does but I'm not mad at your question. I might be wrong but I think I heard someone call my son Penis when his name is Peter" I said trying to remain calm. 

"Tony, for the last time Peter isn't your son. You took him under your wing for the Stark Internship" said Pepper. 

"Yes, and I had May share custody of Peter so I am his father. Step father but I'm still a father. I help with homework, I thought him to drive, I was there when Liz dumped him" said Tony. 

Liz moved away which broke Peter's heart. 

"Flash did, he thinks Peter lied about knowing you" said Ned. 

"Of course he didn't. I met Peter when you were touring Stark Industries. He fainted and went home. Of course I'm going to hear about it. I met him officially a year later for the internship when I was talking to May about it" I said. 

I saw Flash trying to hide behind the crowd of students. I'll let it slide this once. Peter has been threw worse. Plus he went missing when Loki was having him sleep. 

"Now why don't we start the tour. Feel free to ask questions but first I have to give everyone a name tag" said Pepper. 

She started to call students and give them their card. 

"Where is Peter anyway? He didn't show up for school" said Mj. 

"Peter isn't feeling well so he is sleeping at the tower" I said. 

I got a alert on my cellphone the there is movement in the kitchen. I looked at the cameras and saw Peter making dino chicken nuggets. 

"They find y/n" asked Pepper. 

"No, Peter is just in the kitchen making lunch" I said. 

"Are the other avengers here" asked a girl as I put my phone away. 

"Not all of us. Loki put Barton to sleep. He's fine and Loki released him he's just still exhausted and not willing to be social. Thor is with Loki looking for a y/n who is a ghost or something. I don't know but they are friends I think. Wanda and Pietro are in Westview. And the others are hanging around the tower" I said.