Field Trip Loki Dirty Short

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I have ideas for Loki during the field trips but not the trip itself so here is a Loki part of a field trip to Stark Tower. Also I will translate the line to English but also it's a bit dirty. 

PETER POV: 

"Now before we enter Avengers tower I need everyone to collect their name tags. Friday won't let you in without one and Tony's friend Happy won't let me hear the end of it if any of you don't have one" said our tour guide. 

Flash shot his hand up. 

"Yes, mr" said the tour guide. 

"I'm Flash, anyway do interns have a name tag" asked Flash. 

"Yes, how else would we get in" said the guide. 

"So that means the Peter already has one" said Flash. 

He gave me a smirk and I rolled my eyes. 

"Okay well anyway I have a job to do and don't support bullies so everyone please get your name tag after I call you" said guide. 

He started calling peoples names and everyone grabbed their card. 

"Peter Parker, Mr. Stark said that he needed to update your card so he made you a new one" said the guide. 

I was a little surprised but grabbed my card. To be honest I accidently broke my old card so this actually works out. I took my card and pinned it to my shirt as some of my classmates gave me confused looks. 

"Now that everyone has their cards let's head inside" said the guide. 

We entered the tower and the class filled with excitement. 

"Do you think we will see a Avenger" asked Ned. 

"Probably, I just hope they don't embarrass me" I said. 

"They probably will" said Ned. 

The guide went on to give the tour. It was just to different rooms, running into different Avengers, and history of the tower. When lunch came around we entered the lunch room.

"LOKI" Thor yelled as he chased a snake. 

Thor caught the snake and picked it up. Thor held the snake and frowned at it. 

"You have to stay here brother" said Thor frowning at the snake. 

The snake turned into Loki who had a knife in his mouth. Loki gave Thor the middle finger.

"Come on brother it will be fun" said Thor. 

Thor set Loki on the ground. 

"I only agreed to come here for my boyfriends sake. So when can I go see him" asked Loki. 

"Well Stephen doesn't like you in the healing the room so we have to wait for your boyfriend to be done having the magic potion machine clean his blood" said Thor. 

Loki rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. 

"I'm not going to break anything I just want to see my boyfriend" said Loki annoyed. 

"But if you sneak into the healing room then Stephen might make you fall for 30 minutes again. How about instead we see the kids that are visiting the tower. You love kids" said Thor. 

"I don't love kids, kids hate me" said Loki. 

"Oh come on don't be like that" said Thor. 

He grabbed Loki's hand and walked him over to us. 

"I am Thor Odinson and I have brought my brother Loki. 

"Bonjour" said Loki. 

"You speak french" asked a girl. 

"Yes, I have been looking into Midguardian tongue" said Loki. 

"However Loki keeps refusing to teach me french" said Thor. 

"Well I like being able to say J'aime sucer la bite de mon copain " said Loki. 

Thor was a little confused and those of us who took french class were a mix of surprised and holding back laughs. 

"Je peux dire des choses comme ca ou comment mon petit ami aime ca quand je lui fourre mes doigts dans les fesses ou que je le pilonne avec ma bite de six pounces. Je pense que je pourrais coucher avec lui ce soir. Je suis sur qu'il aimerait que mes levres s'enroulent autour de sa bite pendant que je le suce a sec" said Loki. 

He smiled and turned to the class. 

"Mais je suppose qu'aucun de vous ne sait ce que je dis" said Loki with a smile. 

The class started dying of laughter. Those of us that speak french did anyway. 

"And what does that mean" asked Thor. 

"Oh my boyfriend has kidney failure and I hope that he will be okay but I also want to visit Dairy Queen because I heard that they named a ice cream after me" said Loki. 

"Well we will have to try it some time then" said Thor. 

Loki smiled as Thor patted his back. That is not at all what Loki said. 

"Nous avons en fait des cours de francais dans norte ecole, donc certains d'entre nous parlent francais Loki" I said. 

Loki's smile faded as the class laughed. 

"What's so funny" asked Thor. 

"Loki in short described what sexual things he wants to do to his boyfriend tonight and that he thinks we can't understand him" said a boy. 

Loki blushed and smirked. 

"Brother, shame on you. There are children present" said Thor. 

Thor left and everyone decided to get lunch. 

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